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About This Game

EVERY JOINT IS YOUR PROBLEM

16 KEYS. 8 JOINTS. 100 METERS. ONE BABY.

You control EVERYTHING.

Shoulders. Elbows. Hips. Knees.

You wanna crawl? GOOD LUCK.
You wanna roll? DO IT.
You wanna stand up?

BRO, YOU'RE A BABY. 

Your mission is simple: reach Mom.

The problem?

There are 27 household hazards waiting for you, including bottles, socks, slippers, phones, remotes, and a ROBOT VACUUM THAT WANTS YOU DEAD. 

Every key controls a different movement. Every mistake becomes a physics experiment.

And yes...

EVERY KEY PLAYS A DIFFERENT MUSICAL NOTE.

So while you're trying to make this baby crawl, you're basically playing piano with your suffering. 

FAIL. RAGE. ADAPT.

  • 100-meter physics challenge

  • 16-key ragdoll controls

  • 8 independently controlled joints

  • 27 household hazards

  • Seeded courses

  • Personal-best tracking

  • 16 musical notes

  • 13 interface languages

  • Windows 64-bit

You don't need to be good at games.

You just need to make a baby crawl.

HOW HARD CAN IT BE? 

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10, 64-bit
    • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo E8200 or AMD equivalent
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL 3.3 or DirectX 11 compatible integrated graphics
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Keyboard required
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10, 64-bit
    • Processor: Intel Core i3-4130 or AMD equivalent
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 or better
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Keyboard required
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