Bastards is an online, fast-paced and tactical card game for 2-8 players. Take turns playing cards from low to high: 3 is the lowest, 2 the highest. Be first to get rid of your hand to become President. Finish last, and you’ll become the Bastard!

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About This Game

The digital version of the spiced up, Dutch card game called "Klootzakken"

Be the first to shed all your cards. On your turn you play a card — or a double or triple — with a higher value than what's on the table. Can't or won't follow? Then you pass. The first player out becomes President; the last one left holding cards is the Bastard.

How it works

Card ranking: the higher the card, the stronger — with the 2 as the highest normal card and the Joker beating everything.

The ranks: President › Mayor › Citizen › Slave › Bastard. Every new round you swap cards by rank: the Bastard hands their best card to the President and gets a worse one back.

Special cards & rules

From left to right:
2 (highest normal card)
Joker (beats everything)
- 3 Mirror card (copies whatever is on the table)
7 (the next player must go 7 or lower)
Jack (as a "pest jack" it deals the next player random cards)
- 8 (skips the next player).

And the infamous move; Jack in the Box
when a double is on the table, slam an equal double on top out of turn and steal the pile.

Pick a ready-made preset or build your own house rules: 7-or-lower, Revolution, Skip-8, Pest Jacks and more.

Play your way

  • 2 to 8 players — 1v1, or tables of 3-8.

  • Bots to practice or fill up the table.

  • Practice table with a card assistant, Timeless table, or Tournament with a set number of rounds.

Online & Steam

  • Online via Steam — host a table and invite friends, or join from the lobby browser.

  • World Chat, controller support and playable on Steam Deck.

  • Profile statistics, achievements and weekly leaderboards.

  • Levels & unlocks, dozens of table themes, avatars and emoji reactions.

Gather your friends, deal the cards and make sure you're not the Bastard!
Discord: 
GL HF - Klaus

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

I used AI to help with the coding since I’m not much of a coder myself, no disrespect intended to the skilled programmers out there!

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS *: Windows® 11 (32/64-bit)/10/7/Vista
    • Processor: 1.7 GHz Processor or better
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 400 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS *: Windows® 11 (32/64-bit)/10/7/Vista
    • Processor: Pentium 4 processor (3.0GHz, or better)
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Storage: 400 MB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
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