Planned Release Date: Q3 2026

About This Game

THE UTENSILS HAVE TURNED. WHO KNOWS WHY. THEY JUST HAVE.

One day the forks were fine. Then the whisks got weird. Eventually the knives started to stare a bit too long. Now the entire kitchen wants you peeled, diced, mashed, or fried, and honestly at this point nobody remembers who started it. You're just here to survive it as a potato. Or a chicken. Or a steak. Look, we didn't overthink the lore either.

DartPotato is a fast, ridiculous action roguelike where you throw darts and occasionally dash through a rolling pin's aggro range. Build a run out of a growing pile of stacking upgrades — Ricochet, Explosive Impact, an array of rouge Orbiting Utensils that just vibe near you and bonk things — before THE CHEF shows up to finish what the forks started.

FEATURES

• Play as 5 different foods (Potato, Pork, Pie, Chicken, Beef), each in 3 "cuts" that fight completely differently — try clearing a city Nimble, then again as the Tank, just to see how much worse your life gets

• 50 cities. Thrown down in Peeladelphia, Jacksongrill, Shangpie,  Chickago, Searacuse, and many more! Each one has its own opinions about how it wants to kill you (swarm! fire! elite rush! a mallet with a vendetta!)

• The Pantry where you can trade in your resources for upgrades, reroll, hoard your favorite pick for when you have the goods, and slowly turn food into an unstoppable war crime

• 16 achievements, including one for tapping into your inner spuddy sense

• Gamepad support, because hours of WASD just gets tiring

Hold the counter. Or wind up as dinner. There is no third option.