Roguelike deckbuilder. Build absurd card synergies. Ascend the brainrot. Compete on leaderboards.

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Planned Release Date: August 2026

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About This Game

FRIEND SLOP is a roguelike deckbuilder where you build increasingly unhinged card synergies to defeat procedurally generated enemies. Every run is chaos. Every win feels chaotic.

Master three classes The RIZZLER (combo god), The SIGMA (grindset machine), The GOONER CHAD (tank extraordinaire)  and unlock five difficulty tiers. Draft cards, hunt relics, stack curses, and chase the SLOP METER to OMEGA SLOP status.

CORE GAMEPLAY

• Roguelike deckbuilding with 100+ unique cards

• Tag synergies: trigger 5 in one combat for mega wins

• Relics, blessings, curses. build stupid powerful combos

• Ascension difficulty ladder (A0–A5)

COMPETE & EXPLORE

• Daily Challenges: 1 new run per day, shared leaderboard

• Weekly Mutators: modifiers that break the game in new ways

• Codex: discover all 40+ enemies across multiple acts

• Leaderboards: global rankings by class & ascension

• Party Mode: race friends in real time

FEATURES

• 46 achievements to unlock (CURSED CENTURY = impossible mode)  coming soon

• Alt mode: beat the final boss with 100 stacked curses

• Offline singleplayer: no backend needed for story runs

• Streamer friendly: Twitch integration + chat voting (work in progress)

Slay. Build. Ascend. Become absolute slop.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10/11 64-bit
    • Processor: Intel Core i5 2.5 GHz or equivalent
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Any dedicated GPU
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10/11 64-bit
    • Processor: Intel Core i5 2.5 GHz or equivalent
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Any dedicated GPU
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
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