Walk your dog. Leave a "surprise." Outsmart the cops. 🐕💩 Turdventure is a comedy-arcade game where every walk is a chaotic battle of wits between you, your dog, and the law.

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About This Game

Taking your dog for a walk has never been this complicated — or this hilarious.

In Turdventure, you control a dog owner navigating busy city sidewalks with one simple but increasingly complex goal: manage your dog's "business" strategically. Scoop it up like a responsible citizen, or leave it as a cunning trap for unsuspecting pedestrians to earn points. But watch out — the cops are always patrolling, and getting caught means losing hearts, points, and your dignity.

🐕 KEY FEATURES

  • STRATEGIC CHAOS — Decide in real time whether to be a good citizen or a chaos agent. Every decision has consequences.

  • THE DOORBELL PRANK — Scoop the mess, bag it, place it on a doorstep, ring the bell, and run before the homeowner steps out. Pure, gloriously messy comedy.

  • COP CHASE SYSTEM — Leave too much evidence and the officer will spot it, lock eyes with you, and give chase. Outrun them or face the Walk of Shame.

  • PEDESTRIAN VARIETY — Dodge baby strollers (they smear everything), outrun cyclists, use the Ice Cream Man's crowd as cover, and beware the Lawyer who picks up evidence and pins it on you.

  • 4 DOG BREEDS — Each with unique abilities: the balanced Mutt, the rapid-fire Chihuahua, the explosive Great Dane, and the double-dropping Dachshund.

  • POWER-UPS — Grab bones to refill the bar, sneakers for a speed boost, sunglasses to go invisible, or an hourglass to slow everyone down.

  • 6 UNIQUE LEVELS — A neighborhood park, a grand cathedral, a rainy supermarket, a multi-level car park, a night-shift factory, and a downtown finale against the Chief.

  • THE MINUTE OF MADNESS — The final 60 seconds of every match: double points, accelerated pace, total mayhem.

⚖️ SKILL AND TIMING

Success in Turdventure isn't just about chaos — it's about reading the crowd, timing your dog's physiological timer, and knowing exactly when to scoop and when to strategically look the other way.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

AI tools were used in the following ways. In development: the game's visual assets and audio were generated with AI tools and then reworked by hand by the developer; in-game text was written by the developer together with AI assistance; the seven interface localisations were produced with AI assistance and reviewed by the developer. The game's design, code and gameplay are the developer's own original work. In marketing: one cinematic trailer was generated with an AI video tool (Kling AI).

System Requirements

Windows
macOS
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
    • Processor: Intel Core i3-6100 / AMD Ryzen 3 1200
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 660 / AMD Radeon R7 370 (1 GB VRAM, DirectX 11)
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10/11 (64-bit)
    • Processor: Intel Core i5-8400 / AMD Ryzen 5 2600
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 1060 / AMD Radeon RX 580 (2 GB VRAM, DirectX 11)
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: macOS 11 (Big Sur) or later
    • Processor: Apple M1 or Intel Core i5
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Metal-compatible GPU (1 GB VRAM)
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: macOS 12 (Monterey) or later
    • Processor: Apple M1 Pro / Intel Core i7
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Metal-compatible GPU (2 GB VRAM)
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 18.04 LTS (64-bit) or later
    • Processor: Intel Core i3-6100 / AMD Ryzen 3 1200
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL 3.2-compatible GPU (1 GB VRAM)
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
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