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Planned Release Date: Nov 6, 2026

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About This Game

Throw things at people. Aim low. Nutshot Simulator is a physics comedy set in Kumquat Cove, a perfectly ordinary town with a burger joint, a church, a frat house and a moon base.

Every hit is replayed in slow motion

From several angles, whether or not anyone asked.

Each place comes with a list

Bishops, cashiers, a man on a scooter. Check them off. Some aren't on the list until you find them.

Amid the chaos, the town carries on

Pizza gets delivered. Cops make their rounds. Not always without incident.

If you can see them, you can hit them

The mascot. The janitor. The alien quietly reading Dostoevsky in the park.

Features

  • 20+ locations, from a backyard barbecue to the Moon
  • Secret targets, for people who look closely
  • Replays you can export, for evidence
  • Achievements, including a lifetime nutshot counter that only goes up
  • Plays great on Steam Deck

System Requirements

Windows
macOS
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10 64-bit (version 1903 or newer)
    • Processor: Dual-core 2.0 GHz (Intel Core i3 / AMD equivalent)
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: WebGL 2.0–capable GPU, 512 MB VRAM (Intel HD Graphics 4000 or newer)
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 11 64-bit
    • Processor: Quad-core 3.0 GHz (Intel Core i5 / AMD Ryzen 5)
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Dedicated GPU or modern integrated (NVIDIA GTX 1050 / Intel Iris Xe or better)
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: macOS 11 Big Sur
    • Processor: Intel Core i5 (2015 or newer) or any Apple Silicon
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: WebGL 2.0–capable GPU (any Metal-capable Mac)
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: macOS 13 Ventura or newer
    • Processor: Apple M1 or newer
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Apple Silicon integrated GPU
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
* Starting February 15, 2024, the Steam Client will no longer support 32-bit games or macOS 10.14 or lower.
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 20.04 / SteamOS 3 or a comparable modern 64-bit distro
    • Processor: Dual-core 2.0 GHz (Intel Core i3 / AMD equivalent)
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: WebGL 2.0–capable GPU with up-to-date OpenGL/Vulkan drivers, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: SteamOS 3 (Steam Deck) / Ubuntu 22.04 or newer
    • Processor: Quad-core 3.0 GHz (or the Steam Deck APU)
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Steam Deck APU, or a dedicated GPU / modern integrated (Intel Iris Xe / AMD RDNA2+)
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
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