You're a waifu just trying to get by, eating burgers to get thicker. The simps keep coming but you have your trusty your rocket launcher.

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The developers of this game intend to release as a work in progress, developing with the feedback of players.

Note: Games in Early Access are not complete and may or may not change further. If you are not excited to play this game in its current state, then you should wait to see if the game progresses further in development. Learn more

What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“Right now the game has 2 levels and is in an early stage for people to play, have fun, and give feedback. I'm putting it in Early Access at a low price because I'd rather get early feedback while building it than just keep coding forever and only getting feedback from my friends. I'm going to keep adding levels, weapons, and content until it's a game I'd buy myself. I also want player feedback to shape what comes next, so if people ask for stuff, I'll build it. Buying in now gets you the lowest price while I grow it.”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“3-6 months”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“I plan to keep adding content until the game is finished in my eyes. That means more levels beyond the current 2, more weapons and enemy types, more bosses to go with simpzilla, and more music. I'd also like to expand the burger risk/reward mechanic and add more variety to the levels. The goal is to grow it to at least 5 levels and 5 weapons, with an endless mode. Player feedback will help guide what I add and in what order.”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“I've been sending nightly builds to my friends over Dropbox and it's fully playable, I'm just tired of sharing links. Right now the game has 2 complete levels with the core run-and-gun gameplay, a handful of weapons from sidearms to rocket launchers, the burger risk/reward mechanic, the simpzilla boss, Steam Leaderboards, and original music. It's small but everything in it works and is meant to be played as-is. Check the About This section above for more detail.”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“I plan to raise the price as I add more content. It's priced low right now because it's a small game, and as it grows into something bigger I plan to increase the price to match. Buying during Early Access gets you the lowest price.”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“I plan to use the Steam community hub and discussion forums to hear from players. That's where people can post what they think, report bugs, and suggest weapons, levels, or features they want. Since I'm building this solo, reading those posts and replying is how I'll decide what to work on next. If people are asking for something, that moves it up my list.”
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About This Game

TOTAL SIMP DEATH

The simps are coming. They will not stop. You have a rocket launcher and an appetite for burgers. Eating the burgers makes your butt bigger, but be careful, it only makes the simps chase faster.

Play as a big-titty anime girl on a one-woman war against an endless tide of simps. Grab everything from pistols to rocket launchers and blast your way through hordes of the hopelessly devoted across multiple levels of escalating chaos.

EAT TO GROW Burgers aren't just a snack, they're a power-up. Chow down to grow a bigger ass and bigger tits. The thicker you get, the faster the simps come at you. And watch out for simpzilla, his endless thirst powers his speed.

FEATURES

  • Run-and-gun action across multiple handcrafted levels

  • A small arsenal of weapons, from sidearms to rocket launchers

  • Burgers make your ass bigger

  • Steam Leaderboards: climb the ranks and flex your high score

  • Unapologetically dumb

  • Stupid original music

Currently has 2 full levels with more on the way.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

The only AI-generated content in this game is some of the music, where AI tools are used to generate the audio. I wrote most of the lyrics myself and used AI to help complete them. All art is created by a human 3D artist, and all game design and levels are made by me. AI is not used to generate any art, gameplay, or other assets that ship in the game.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This game has cartoonish, suggestive comedy. You play as an anime girl in a bikini with exaggerated proportions, and there's crude, horny humor throughout, including suggestive song lyrics. There's no nudity or sexual acts, and the violence is goofy and cartoonish. No depictions of sexual assault, drugs, or self-harm.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10 64-bit
    • Processor: Intel Core i7-6700 / AMD Ryzen 5 1600
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 1070 / AMD RX 5700 (4GB VRAM)
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
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