Planned Release Date: Feb 17, 2027

About This Game

Slaying monsters is a job for heroes. We prefer something more profitable. After all, silver swords can't solve every problem. But overpriced therapy and questionable elixirs? Now that's a business opportunity.

Potions & Passions: Therapist for Monsters is a dark comedy alchemy shop simulation where you brew custom elixirs, meddle in monstrous relationships, and turn other people's misery into gold. Ethics are optional. Profit isn't.

🧪 Brew Elixirs. Manipulate Relationships. Make a Fortune.

Your shop is the last hope for monsters with very questionable life choices. A vampire husband begs for a love potion. A witch wants her husband to sleep forever. A werewolf couple can't stop arguing. Every customer brings a problem, and every problem is an opportunity.

Gather ingredients, experiment with their properties, and prepare custom elixirs to meet your customers' demands. But why solve a problem when you can make it worse? Serve the wrong potion, trigger ridiculous side effects, sabotage a marriage, or simply do your job and collect your gold. The choice is yours.

And when tempers flare, a little lavender perfume can work wonders. Spray it on angry creatures to calm them down before things get out of hand!

⚗️ What Awaits Behind the Counter?

• Tailored Elixirs: Craft custom potions using different ingredients and properties to satisfy a variety of bizarre monster customers.

• Creature Counseling: Intervene in the complicated relationships of vampires, werewolves, trolls, and other creatures. Save their marriages, drive them apart, or watch their love lives descend into chaos.

• Lavender Therapy: Calm down angry creatures by spraying them with lavender perfume. Sometimes all it takes is a little fragrance to prevent a monster-sized meltdown.

• Graveyard Expeditions: Send your trusted crow into the cemetery to scavenge for rare and valuable alchemy ingredients through a card-based loot system.

• Ingredient Management: Manage your inventory, discover exotic ingredients, and choose between fresh and rotten materials to create unexpected results.

• Aromas of Chaos: Experiment with different potion properties to create brews that smell heavenly or absolutely rancid.

• Glorious Failures: Not every potion does what it's supposed to. Discover hilarious side effects and embrace the chaos of serving the wrong concoction.

• Character Customization: Visit your wardrobe and dress up your characters with different skins. Find new looks and give your characters a style of their own.

• Skin Loot: Open chests and discover new skins to expand your collection. You never know what look might be waiting inside!

• The Capitalist Grind: Hoard your gold, upgrade your shop, and maximize your profits. After all, someone has to benefit from these dysfunctional relationships.

💀 More Than Just Brewing Potions

• Dynamic and randomized customer encounters

• Deep grid-based inventory management

• Card-based graveyard exploration

• Randomized spooky events

• Rare ingredient discoveries

💰 A Happy Marriage Is Good. A Messy Divorce Is Better.

From a vampire wife who's tired of hearing the same 400-year-old stories to a werewolf husband shedding enough fur to open a blanket factory, your customers have problems. Lots of them.

As the Master Alchemist, you'll decide whether to be their savior, their worst nightmare, or simply the entrepreneur who knows how to charge for both.

Welcome to Potions & Passions. Where love is complicated, potions are questionable, and everything has a price.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

The character designs in the game feature a lot of blood and scars. However, there are no violent acts in the gameplay. Slang words may be used in humorous dialogues.