You're almost 30 and just got hired as a Junior OSH Inspector at the Ministry of Magic. Your weapon is a clipboard with safety regulations, your enemy is OSHA violations. Fine skeletons, argue with cultist-contractors, and investigate dungeon corruption in this satirical text-based adventure!

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About This Game

Welcome to the Ministry of Magic!

You've been given the unique opportunity (or maybe you're just expendable) to become the Junior Inspector of Occupational Safety and Health in Dungeons.

Forget about swords and magic—your true weapons are bureaucracy, safety protocols, and fine forms!

Explore ancient corridors and audit monsters for safety compliance. Is the skeleton guard working without a certified magical vision permit? Fine! Is a cultist trying to pass off a portal to Hell as a heated panoramic window? Issue a stop-work order! Is a necromancer violating the zombies' right to an 8-hour eternal rest in a coffin? Time to start a union strike!

  • Bureaucrat Simulator: Issue forms, check floor incline angles, and demand compliance certificates from monsters.

  • Satire on Fantasy & Reality: A humorous take on classic dungeons through the lens of office absurdity and labor codes.

  • Freedom of Choice: Be an honest inspector, take bribes ahem, "voluntary donations for office landscaping", incite undead rebellions, or pretend to be a debt collector to a toll troll.

  • Retro Aesthetics: Cozy terminal interface, ASCII art, and an atmospheric soundtrack.

  • Collection of Endings: Your decisions have consequences. Unlock all unique endings—from escaping to the Bahamas with a bag of bribes to eternal damnation in the Devil's registry office.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

AI was used for localization into English and Polish, but proofreading is planned.
And of course it was used for coding the game.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

References to genitalia and objects that resemble them.

System Requirements

Windows
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 x64
    • Processor: Dual-core 1.5 GHz (x86_64)
    • Memory: 1024 MB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL 2.0, integrated graphics
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 11 x64
    • Processor: Quad-core 2.5 GHz (Intel Core i5 / AMD Ryzen 5)
    • Memory: 2048 MB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL 3.3, dedicated or modern integrated (Intel Iris Xe / AMD Vega)
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 22.04 / Fedora 42 / SteamOS 3.x (glibc 2.35+)
    • Processor: Dual-core 1.5 GHz (x86_64)
    • Memory: 1024 MB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL 2.0, integrated graphics
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    • Sound Card: any ALSA/DirectSound-compatible
    • Additional Notes: Linux note: libportaudio2 libxcb-cursor0 libsndfile1 required
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 24.04 / Fedora 43+ / SteamOS 3.x
    • Processor: Quad-core 2.5 GHz (Intel Core i5 / AMD Ryzen 5)
    • Memory: 2048 MB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL 3.3, dedicated or modern integrated (Intel Iris Xe / AMD Vega
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    • Sound Card: any ALSA/DirectSound-compatible
    • Additional Notes: Linux note: libportaudio2 libxcb-cursor0 libsndfile1 required
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