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About This Game

NIDGETS

An award-winning idle simulator.

It has won no awards. It has not been nominated. We checked twice.

WHAT IT IS

It's an idle simulator where you blow things up. That's the pitch. You can stop reading.

HERE'S 1000 COINS
Most idle games make you wait three days to afford anything. We just gave you the money up front so you can start spending immediately. Unlock a character. Forget about them in four minutes. Unlock another one.

COLLECT EGGS

There are eggs. You collect them. We didn't ask why either.

BUILD THE FIGHT, THEN LEAVE
Snipers only. Hammers only. Lightsabers, because obviously. Forty of one guy versus one Reddit moderator. Set the rules, hit go, and alt-tab. It keeps going without you.

THE WEATHER CHANGES
Rain. Snow. Desert. Ice. It shifts on its own, or you can nudge it yourself, which is the closest this game has to a mechanic.

LOFI BEATS, AND THEN NOT
Relax to the lofi. Then the tempo picks up, something detonates, and you're weirdly invested. That's the entire emotional arc.

AND THEN IT'S OVER
Your stats roll in. Your snapshots play back. A gentle farewell to all that beautiful, pointless violence. You will feel something. That's on you.

THERE IS NO POINT TO THIS GAME
No goals. No skill ceiling. No skill floor. Nothing is being asked of you. It's a screensaver with a body count.