About This Game

Climb. Collect. Get GORGE!

Your success depends on your reflexes, determination, and knowledge of your keyboard,as  well as your ability to pray to the gods of in-game physics! Each successful key press sends you soaring higher, bringing you closer to discovering the cosmetics that will truly make you GORGE. There is also a real tear-jerker of a love story.

Keyboard warning!

This game uses multiple simultaneous key presses.

If your keyboard has limited rollover, you can't play the demo yet, but don't worry!

• The demo will check your keyboard before you start.

• The full game includes an alternative movement system.

• Most gaming keyboards work perfectly well.

If you can type without looking (or are willing to try), you'll find it easier to climb.

Features:

• No jumping. No running. Just type to climb.

• Slingshot with arms of rubber and slide as if covered in butter

• Collect cosmetics to achieve peak GORGE

• Hidden secrets in very secret places (yes, check the open window)

• A protagonist with a bum so fair that Snow White would pale

• Press space bar to fart!

• A goblin guide offering extremely applicable advice to absolutely no one.