Planned Release Date: Feb 13, 2026

About This Game

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark forces determined to tear you apart!

Every day that goes by, you'll learn more about your lovely companions:

• Rimington, the hunky shotgun

• Viper, the chaotic revolver

• Marsh & Mello, aka "The Twins" (they aren't related).

• Svetlana, the RPG with an explosive temper

Show them that you know how to handle them and together, they'll take you on a journey of self-discovery that you never realised you needed!

Key Features

• Five gorgeous guns to spend your time with!

• A manly friendship with a friend over the radio waves!

• Experience the power of Caliber™ in a safe and comfortable location!

• Intense shooter action - fight against hordes as they try to take your guns!

• Over THREE hours of the truth-telling podcast The Colt Michigan Experience!

• Fight against the ever-present creeping feelings of loneliness and despair!

• Deep lore dripping from every crack and crevice!

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love contains sexual innuendo, jokes and humour. It covers a range of topics that are not appropriate to all audiences, including: political satire, guns, conspiracy theories, sexual/flirty content, shapely cacti, toilet humour, violence, divorce and religious imagery.