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Об этой игре

What’s happenin’, jive turkey? You were the smoothest cat on the streets — gold chain gleamin’, hat tilted just right, ridin’ clean in that candy-painted Caddy. But when the universe decides to throw you through a time warp, you wake up in the dark ages, surrounded by rusty swords, dusty roads, and a serious lack of funk.

Welcome to Pimp-A-Lot, baby — the medieval hustle where old-school game meets old-world pain.

Customize yo' pimp

Woo the Hos & Build your stable

Connect your Hos to Clients

Your mission? Same as it ever was: build your stable, stack your paper, and show these chain-mail chumps how a real player gets down.

Build your empire

Buy up the local businesses — taverns, tailors, potion shops, whatever brings in the coin. Recruit your crew, keep your hos happy, and handle any punk who thinks he’s slick enough to challenge your crown.

Talk smooth. Fight dirty. Rule the streets (and the cobblestones) your way.
Whether it’s throwin’ hands with rival pimps, negotiating with nobles, or finessin’ your way into the royal treasury — remember, baby:

You can take the pimp outta the ’70s… but you can’t take the ’70s outta the pimp.

So grab your cane, adjust your feathered hat, and step into the funk-filled future of the past.
The kingdom ain’t ready for a player like you — but they ’bout to learn.