Strut into Pimp-A-Lot, where you build your empire from the streets up. Customize your slick old-school pimp, recruit hos, connect clients, and stack that paper. Buy businesses, throw hands with rivals, and show the city who runs the game... 'cause respect ain’t given, baby, it’s earned.

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计划发行日期: 2026 年第一季度

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What’s happenin’, jive turkey? You were the smoothest cat on the streets — gold chain gleamin’, hat tilted just right, ridin’ clean in that candy-painted Caddy. But when the universe decides to throw you through a time warp, you wake up in the dark ages, surrounded by rusty swords, dusty roads, and a serious lack of funk.

Welcome to Pimp-A-Lot, baby — the medieval hustle where old-school game meets old-world pain.

Customize yo' pimp

Woo the Hos & Build your stable

Connect your Hos to Clients

Your mission? Same as it ever was: build your stable, stack your paper, and show these chain-mail chumps how a real player gets down.

Build your empire

Buy up the local businesses — taverns, tailors, potion shops, whatever brings in the coin. Recruit your crew, keep your hos happy, and handle any punk who thinks he’s slick enough to challenge your crown.

Talk smooth. Fight dirty. Rule the streets (and the cobblestones) your way.
Whether it’s throwin’ hands with rival pimps, negotiating with nobles, or finessin’ your way into the royal treasury — remember, baby:

You can take the pimp outta the ’70s… but you can’t take the ’70s outta the pimp.

So grab your cane, adjust your feathered hat, and step into the funk-filled future of the past.
The kingdom ain’t ready for a player like you — but they ’bout to learn.

系统需求

Windows
SteamOS + Linux
    最低配置:
    • 需要 64 位处理器和操作系统
    • 操作系统: Windows 10 (64-bit)
    • 处理器: Pentamium Playa Plus
    • 内存: 2 GB RAM
    • 显卡: If it shows colors and moves, you good.
    • 存储空间: 需要 500 MB 可用空间
    • 声卡: One that can handle sweet funk, playa.
    • 附注事项: Keep it cool and don’t spill no drink on your keyboard.
    推荐配置:
    • 需要 64 位处理器和操作系统
    • 操作系统: Windows 10 (64-bit)
    • 处理器: P.I.M.P. (Performance In Maximum Pimpin’)
    • 内存: 4 GB RAM
    • 显卡: Optional. Just vibe with it.
    • 声卡: One that can make Barry White sound like he’s whisperin’ in your ear.
    • 附注事项: Gold rings, silk shirt, and a confident strut highly encouraged.
    最低配置:
    • 操作系统: Ubuntu 20.04, SteamOS 3.0, or later
    • 处理器: The Funkulator X
    • 内存: 2 GB RAM
    • 显卡: GrooveForce GT-Smooth 4200
    • 声卡: Must groove to funk and tolerate smooth talk.
    推荐配置:
    • 操作系统: Ubuntu 20.04, SteamOS 3.0, or later
    • 处理器: The Velvet Processor — Cooler Than the Other Side of the Pillow
    • 内存: 4 GB RAM
    • 显卡: MojoFX StreetView Supreme
    • 声卡: One that makes every “yeah, baby” sound like silk on velvet.
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