Crystal Picnic is a lighthearted and colorful tribute to the classic era of action RPGs!
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Mixed (16) - 62% of the 16 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Nov 2, 2015

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Includes 5 items: Monster RPG 2, Crystal Picnic, Crystal Picnic Soundtrack, Crystal Picnic Adventures, Monster RPG 3


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December 11, 2018

Discord - Discuss Crystal Picnic and More

Nooskewl now has a Discord channel! It's currently mostly empty, that's why we need some company. Here is the link:

If you join, stick around a while if you don't get a response right away - it'll hopefully get better if more people join. I am there everyday but not 24 hours a day.

Have a Quacktastic day! *ribbit*
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“The best kind of retro style games are the ones that are indistinguishable from games launched in cartridge form on the console they’re aping and in that regard Nooskewl’s insanely awesome SNES esque action rpg Crystal Picnic unequivocally succeeds.”
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About This Game

Crystal Picnic is a lighthearted and colorful tribute to the classic era of action RPGs! Join a sarcastic gardener and a wannabe knight as they journey across the kingdom chasing after ants who stole magic crystals from the castle. Oh, and did we mention the ants have gone mad because they're EATING those crystals? Yeah, that makes things much more unpredictable! Hours of exploration, mesmerizing platform-style combat, plenty of new friends to meet and loads of wacky enemies to encounter. When you fight chubby birds and ants carrying bazookas, you know you're in for a good time!

Some cool features of the game are:

  • Real-time battles
  • Lots of RPG elements (equipment, stats, etc...)
  • A humorous story in a unique setting
  • Tidy pixel graphics
  • A great soundtrack
  • Small download size

System Requirements

Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: Windows XP or later
    • Processor: 800 MHz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: 256 MB
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 50 MB available space
    • OS: macOS 10.6 or later
    • Processor: Intel
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GMA 950
    • Storage: 20 MB available space
    • OS: Ubuntu 14.04 LTS or later
    • Processor: 800 MHz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: 256 MB OpenGL
    • Storage: 20 MB available space

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