Planned Release Date: 2026

About This Game

About This Game

The world’s yarn reserves are almost gone… and only the bravest (and fluffiest) feline commanders remain to fight for what’s left!

In Purrfect Tanks, you pilot a cardboard tank mounted on a loyal robot vacuum, customize your cat crew, strap ridiculous weapons to fragile cardboard armor, and dive head-first into chaotic battles for the most precious treasure of all — yarn balls. 🧶

Whether you’re blasting enemies with laser pointers, baiting them into catnip zones, or unleashing sparkly chaos with improvised cardboard weaponry, every match is a purr-fect mix of cuteness, mayhem, and stupidly fun cardboard destruction.

But be warned:
Cardboard doesn’t have a long lifespan.
Your tank will fall apart.
Again and again.
(Your cat won’t care.)

So grab your yarn, rally your feline squad, and roll into battle — before someone else claims all the fluff.

Features

🐱 Cat Commanders

Recruit brave, chaotic, constantly-distracted felines to drive your cardboard war machines.

📦 Cardboard Carnage

Your tank is made of cardboard.

Your enemies’ tanks are made of cardboard.

Everything explodes anyway.

🧶 Yarn Wars

Collect precious yarn balls before rival cats steal them.

💥 Ridiculously Wacky Arsenal

From catnip bombs to sparkle cannons and laser pointers — every weapon is cute… and surprisingly deadly.

🤖 Roomba Power

Forget tank treads.

Your robot vacuum does all the driving.

(Just don’t let it see stairs.)

😼 Catnip Frenzy Zones

Drop a catnip field and watch every cat — go absolutely feral.

🌈 Indie Charm

Cute, quirky, chaotic, and packed with more personality than a box full of kittens.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Some visual and/or audio assets were created using AI tools and then manually edited and integrated by the developer. No live AI generation is present in the game.