Planned Release Date: To be announced

About This Game

Your craft whirrs below you. It smells of gfc/z90 superconductor coolant. Some guy off in the distance waves an oversized pool noodle. A plastic bag gently rolls across the track in the warm autumn breeze.

In 30 seconds all hell will break loose, but you have only a single thought on your mind -- winning. You need the prize money to purchase 10 000 cans of pepper drink and let's be honest -- that is all that matters in life.

The muffins attack!

Just as you begin the race, these strange muffin-like creatures begin appearing and start jumping at you!

Good thing that someone has left all these nifty cards that deploy spinning toilets on the track.

As you flush more and more of the muffins, you notice that sometimes they leave these colorful eggs behind.

For a moment your mind wanders and you contemplate as to what kinds of creatures would hatch from these eggs, but you quickly regain focus.

You must win this race.

What do you even do?

• Flush muffins

• Win races

• Collect eggs

• Hatch creatures

• Unlock more races

• ???

• Get 10 000 cans of pepper drink

Are you ready?

The race begins soon -- wishlist the game now to not miss it!!