The world’s most accurate poodle-kicking simulator. Made for horrible people like you.

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Planned Release Date: 2026

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About This Game

The world’s most accurate poodle-kicking simulator. Made for horrible people like you. 

Poodle Kick is a silly 2D physics sandbox where you play a complete jerk who kicks poodles. But here’s the twist: after the kick, you control the poodle too. Sniff-out boost-bones and steer the chaos like a deranged, fluffy pinball. Smash everything, rack up points and get your revenge on the jerk.

Unleash chaos and show the jerk who's boss

Sniff out new areas and rack up points

Four Worlds. One Flying Poodle.

'Downtown' is available now in the free demo, along with x25 achievements.

The other three worlds are currently in development.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

A tiny portion of the graphics were generated & then hand-tweaked to suit the game's art style.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
    • Processor: Windows 10 and Windows 11, 64-bit versions only
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any standard sound card
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