Jobs gone wild! Farmers drop cows, chefs toss flaming pans, office workers hide on the toilet while flinging TP. Clowns fly. Coders hack health ... This is not a battle—it’s a full-blown job meltdown! Watch them fight in simulations made with the wobbliest physics system ever created
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Aug 28, 2025
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The developers of this game intend to release as a work in progress, developing with the feedback of players.

Note: Games in Early Access are not complete and may or may not change further. If you are not excited to play this game in its current state, then you should wait to see if the game progresses further in development. Learn more

What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“Job Battle Simulator: Accurate Physics Showdown is a fun game with innovative physics simulation gameplay. We want our community to be involved in the development process by providing feedback on job balance, gameplay, and suggesting new ideas. Early Access will help us improve the game based on real-world feedback, while also expanding content, jobs, and game modes.”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“Will be in early access for approximately 1 years”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“We plan to significantly expand the cast of characters, add more maps and more game modes, such as story exploration mode, story prediction, survival mode, office simulation mode, as well as much more exciting content.”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“Job Battle Simulator has provided a free simulation world with 30 odd creatures. There are more than 10 terrains 3 game modes. sandbox mode, mission, online mode”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“Job Battle Simulator may increase slightly in price after Early Access”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“Through the community forums and Discord server, we will be gauging feedback on every update, and frequently polling the community on what they'd like to see in the next update”
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About This Game


Job Battle Simulator: Accurate Physics Showdown
Step into the wildest workplace warfare ever conceived! In Job Battle Simulator: Accurate Physics Showdown, everyday professionals have traded spreadsheets and spatulas for battlefield glory. Assemble your dream—or nightmare—team of workers, each armed with hilariously absurd weapons and over‑the‑top special moves, then watch them clash in physics‑driven arenas where chaos reigns supreme.

STORY & SETUP
When an experimental simulator meant to test soft‑body physics went terribly—and hilariously—wrong, nine “heroes” from different careers found themselves hurled into the same combat grid. Now farmers, chefs, office drones, medics, clowns and more face off in a no‑rules free‑for‑all. Will your pig‑summoning agrarian overcome the code‑crunching hacker? Can the desk‑bound worker who camps in a toilet truly outlast a riot of balloons? There’s only one way to find out.

GAMEPLAY
Auto‑Battler Mayhem
Draft your squad of nine professions, then hit “GO” and let the simulator take over. Watch as characters wobble, bounce, and ricochet off one another—no two matches ever play out the same.

Signature Special Moves
Each job boasts two signature skills:

Farmer: Drop cows & pigs to trample foes

Chef: Toss flaming pans and cook to heal

Office Worker: Hide on a toilet, launch TP and toxic sludge

Coder: Hack health bars and yeet office chairs

…and more, from syringe‑sniping doctors to clown balloon‑hooks!

Wobbly Physics Engine
Our proprietary “WobbleCore” physics ensures limbs, props, and even livestock flop, spin, and splatter in delightfully unpredictable ways.

KEY FEATURES
Nine Outrageous Professions with unique weapons, passives, and flair

Endless Team Combos: Mix ‘n’ match jobs to discover broken synergies and comic calamities

Multiple Arenas: From corporate cubicle farms to carnival‑themed chaos zones

Replay Viewer: Capture and share your funniest misfires in GIF or video form

Local & Online Matches: Challenge friends or random foes for ultimate bragging rights

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
It’s insanely funny: slapstick collisions, slapdash tactics, and “did that just happen?!” moments

It’s deeply strategic: subtle position‑play and squad composition matter—until physics says otherwise

It’s built for sharing: each match is a viral clip waiting to happen

Dive into the most absurd career conflict of all time. Job Battle Simulator awaits—prepare for the meltdown!

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: 7, 10, 11
    • Processor: 2.5 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 or Video Card with DX11 support, 2GB VRAM
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: 3.2 GHz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 960
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