A PvP card game that makes perfect nonsense. Collect, create, and upgrade absurd cards to unleash the most unexpected combos of creatures — all to grow your deck and fuel the rot!
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About This Game

Italian Brain Rot Simulator is a chaotic PvP card game where logic goes to die and nonsense reigns supreme. Build your deck from a growing collection of bizarre, iconic, and possibly cursed characters, then face off against other players in matches where anything can happen — and probably will.

Craft ridiculous combos, fuse creatures that were never meant to exist, and upgrade your cards to unlock even dumber powers. The more unhinged your deck becomes, the more powerful (and rotten) you grow.

This isn’t about balance. This is about trallallero.

Features:

  • Absurd card creation – Mix and match to make wildly unpredictable synergies.

  • Online PvP chaos – Battle friends and strangers in matches that rarely make sense.

  • Upgrade everything – Improve your cards in questionable ways to keep the nonsense going.

  • Rot-fueled progression – The more you rot, the more you unlock.

System Requirements

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macOS
    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows 8 or newer
    • Processor: Intel Core i3
    • Memory: 4 MB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD 4000
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: Intel Core i5
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia RTX 3060
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
    Minimum:
    • OS: macOS 10.12 Sierra
    • Processor: Intel Core i5
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL 3.0+ (2.1 with ARB extensions acceptable)
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: macOS 14 Sonoma
    • Processor: Apple m2
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Apple m2
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
* Starting February 15, 2024, the Steam Client will no longer support 32-bit games or macOS 10.14 or lower.
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