About This Game

Job Battle Simulator: Accurate Physics Showdown
Step into the wildest workplace warfare ever conceived! In Job Battle Simulator: Accurate Physics Showdown, everyday professionals have traded spreadsheets and spatulas for battlefield glory. Assemble your dream—or nightmare—team of workers, each armed with hilariously absurd weapons and over‑the‑top special moves, then watch them clash in physics‑driven arenas where chaos reigns supreme.

STORY & SETUP
When an experimental simulator meant to test soft‑body physics went terribly—and hilariously—wrong, nine “heroes” from different careers found themselves hurled into the same combat grid. Now farmers, chefs, office drones, medics, clowns and more face off in a no‑rules free‑for‑all. Will your pig‑summoning agrarian overcome the code‑crunching hacker? Can the desk‑bound worker who camps in a toilet truly outlast a riot of balloons? There’s only one way to find out.

GAMEPLAY
Auto‑Battler Mayhem
Draft your squad of nine professions, then hit “GO” and let the simulator take over. Watch as characters wobble, bounce, and ricochet off one another—no two matches ever play out the same.

Signature Special Moves
Each job boasts two signature skills:

Farmer: Drop cows & pigs to trample foes

Chef: Toss flaming pans and cook to heal

Office Worker: Hide on a toilet, launch TP and toxic sludge

Coder: Hack health bars and yeet office chairs

…and more, from syringe‑sniping doctors to clown balloon‑hooks!

Wobbly Physics Engine
Our proprietary “WobbleCore” physics ensures limbs, props, and even livestock flop, spin, and splatter in delightfully unpredictable ways.

KEY FEATURES
Nine Outrageous Professions with unique weapons, passives, and flair

Endless Team Combos: Mix ‘n’ match jobs to discover broken synergies and comic calamities

Multiple Arenas: From corporate cubicle farms to carnival‑themed chaos zones

Replay Viewer: Capture and share your funniest misfires in GIF or video form

Local & Online Matches: Challenge friends or random foes for ultimate bragging rights

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
It’s insanely funny: slapstick collisions, slapdash tactics, and “did that just happen?!” moments

It’s deeply strategic: subtle position‑play and squad composition matter—until physics says otherwise

It’s built for sharing: each match is a viral clip waiting to happen

Dive into the most absurd career conflict of all time. Job Battle Simulator awaits—prepare for the meltdown!