Create the café of your dreams in What Not Coffee, where every cup is a unique experiment! Craft bizarre brews like Circuit Board Latte and Sewage Tea, serve whimsical customers, and let your imagination run wild in cozy, quirky café locations.
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About This Game

"Brew up a cozy world of caffeinated creativity in What Not Coffee – where your coffee crafting knows no bounds! From classic espresso to... ahem, circuit board lattes, discover what ‘anything goes’ really means!"

Bold Recipe Creation

  • Mix and match ingredients like never before, from classic espresso to Circuit Board Lattes and Sewage Tea – whatever fuels your inspiration.

  • Name each drink as you like, giving every recipe a personalized twist and unique flair.

A Cast of Whimsical Customers

  • Serve a variety of quirky customers, each with their own personalities and preferences.

  • Surprise them with an unexpected treat, or craft a classic blend – every customer interaction is its own experience.

Unique Café Locations

  • Choose from a selection of café settings, such as a busy cityscape or a quiet field, giving each location a unique atmosphere.

  • Your café’s location shapes the vibe of your space and adds variety to the experience.

Resourceful Ingredient Sourcing

  • Gather ingredients and make online orders for special items, with supplies delivered by airdrop straight to your café.

  • Discover everyday and unusual ingredients, from traditional coffee beans to totally unorthodox add-ins.

Cozy Yet Unconventional Vibes

  • Designed to be both cozy and humorous, What Not Coffee combines a charming aesthetic with lighthearted, relaxed gameplay.

  • Let your creativity flow in a café experience that’s all about personal expression and whimsical fun.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

I use it to help brainstorm and also to generate art for some paintings in my game which U then edit to fit into the art style and look presentable

System Requirements

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    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
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* Starting February 15, 2024, the Steam Client will no longer support 32-bit games or macOS 10.14 or lower.
    Minimum:
    • OS: TBA
    • Processor: TBA
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: TBA
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    • Sound Card: TBA
    Recommended:
    • OS: TBA
    • Processor: TBA
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: TBA
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    • Sound Card: TBA
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