Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning is a chaotic VR classroom sim where you teach misbehaving AI robots by answering demands, throwing chalk, and slapping sense into them—before they glitch out or start fights!

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Coming Soon To Early Access

The developers of this game intend to release as a work in progress, developing with the feedback of players.

Note: Games in Early Access are not complete and may or may not change further. If you are not excited to play this game in its current state, then you should wait to see if the game progresses further in development. Learn more

What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“We’re releasing this game in Early Access because we want to involve the community directly in the development process. We already have a solid playable core, but there are still systems, mechanics, and content we want to expand based on player feedback.
Our goal is to better balance the mechanics, add new modes, and enhance the overall experience with the community’s help. Early Access will allow us to continuously test new features, gather suggestions, and ensure that the final release reaches the highest possible level of quality.”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“The timeline will depend on the game’s success, but our current projection is approximately 2 years.”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“The full version aims to deliver a richer experience with more stages, new features, deeper management and chaos challenges, improved animations and effects, a wider cast of characters, enhanced sound design, and an overall higher level of game quality.

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“The game is fully functional, featuring core mechanics such as grabbing, throwing, slapping, and drawing. Its randomized nature makes it endlessly replayable. While there is some character variety, the main goal of this version is to validate how well the game resonates with players.”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“Early Access is our way of welcoming players who enjoy discovering new experiences and contributing directly to the evolution of a project. The current price reflects the game’s development stage and our commitment to continuous improvement.
As we add new levels, mechanics, content, and refine the overall experience, the price may be adjusted to reflect the game’s growth and maturity. Players who join now will receive all updates for this stage at no additional cost.”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“At this stage, our priority is to carefully analyze clients` feedbacks to refine and improve the game. Next, we plan to build communities on Discord, fostering closer interaction with players and involving them directly in the development journey.”
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Planned Release Date: February 2026

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About This Game

Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning

Teaching Has Never Been This Chaotic — or This Hilarious! (In VR)

Step into the shoes of the grumpiest teacher alive, tasked with educating a classroom full of AI robots that… somehow forgot how to behave. They raise their hands, get distracted, fight, freeze, panic — and you are the last thing standing between order and total mechanical mayhem.

Your mission? Teach them manners using… let’s say… very unconventional methods (absolutely not approved in real schools).

Welcome to the most insane VR classroom ever created.

Control the Classroom… or Watch It Explode Into Chaos

  • Fulfill robot requests before their patience runs out — or brace yourself for total meltdown.

  • Write on the board, hand out books, and throw chalk to keep their attention (old-school tactics still kind of work).

  • Give misbehaving Robodies a good slap to reset their behavior — it’s wrong, but oh, it works so well.

  • Break up fights, wake up sleepers, and repair broken robots before things spiral out of control.

  • Grab, drag, or even toss disruptive robots, but be warned: unfair treatment might send them back possessed… and very eager for revenge.

Every minute of survival is a miracle. Every completed lesson is a legendary victory.

A Hilarious Satire of Out-of-Control AI

In the future, machines were supposed to be smart.
Reality check?
They’ve forgotten even the basics of proper behavior.

Now you — a simple human armed with a chalkboard, a pile of chalk, and zero patience — must re-educate them in the fundamental values of society:
respect, discipline, and common sense… one slap at a time.

It’s VR. It’s absurd. It’s therapy.

Why You’ll Love Playing Robodies

  • Fast-paced, frantic gameplay that keeps you constantly on your toes.

  • Hilarious, unpredictable situations every single class.

  • A unique blend of chaos, classroom management, and slapstick physics only possible in VR.

  • High replayability: no two lessons are ever the same.

  • The perfect game to laugh, blow off steam, and create unforgettable moments to share with friends.

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to teach a classroom full of misbehaving robot children —
or simply want to smack an AI with a piece of chalk
Robodies: Machine IS NOT Learning is your new favorite place to be.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10 64Bit
    • Processor: Intel Core i5-4590 / AMD Ryzen 5 2600
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 970 / AMD Radeon R9 390
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • VR Support: OpenXR
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