2-4 players run an amusement park by hand. Please Stay Seated is an online co-op physics comedy: carry your customers to the rides, strap them in, and crank the throttle for cash without flinging them into orbit. Hit the day's quota or start over. You're the crew, not the tycoon.

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The developers of this game intend to release as a work in progress, developing with the feedback of players.

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What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“It is my first "indie" game that I wanna build with our community involved. Will be like an open game design where I gather feedback and iterate blazing fast to get the product out better.”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“Approximately 2 months after ve I divert my discord server to wishlist”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“Basic mechanics of the game will already be finished and ready to go even before the early access.
Have a list of features that I'll be testing and gathering feedback in early access. (weather system, enemies and etc. to give examples)”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“Have a solid playable with limited core features, ready to expand.”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“Yes, planning to raise the price as we ship more new features.”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“I have a discord filled with hundreds of people ready to jump in and give critical feedback. Like I've said it there be a open game design discussions going on and steam early access will provide me the value to what to look for/work on at first.”
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About This Game

EVERY RIDE IS OPERATED BY HAND

There's no button that says RUN RIDE. You walk into the booth, grab the lever, and push it. Faster is more fun. Faster is also how Greg ends up in the parking lot. Somewhere between those two is where you want the lever. Good luck.

YOUR CUSTOMERS ARE LUGGAGE

They show up at the gate and then they just stand there. So you pick them up. You carry them. When the line gets long you throw them into the seat. You close the restraints. Or you don't, and then you see what happens on turn three.

FIVE RIDES (FOR NOW). FIVE WAYS TO RUIN A DAY OUT.

  • Carousel. Nice, easy, fine. Right up until you run it too fast and it starts flinging kids off.

  • Drop Tower. Take them up, wait, drop them. Hit the brake at the bottom. Or don't.

  • Roller Coaster. Launch speed, station brake, restraints. Pick two.

  • Ferris Wheel. The quiet one. The doors open outward. Think about that for a second.

  • Bumper Cars. Throw the power lever and let them work it out.

HIT THE QUOTA OR RUN IT BACK

Every day the park wants more money than it wanted yesterday. Hit the number and tomorrow gets bigger. Miss it and the run's done, which is fine, because the run was forty minutes and it was very funny. Between runs you spend the shared money on upgrades and new rides, then go again.

ONE WALLET. FOUR IDIOTS.

One bank account, and all of you can reach every control. Your friend can grab your lever while the ride is going. You can grab theirs. You can also pick your friend up and throw him, which is not a feature we're proud of, but it is a feature. And yes, you can strap yourselves into anything you can strap a customer into.

NO BUILDING. NO SPREADSHEETS.

This isn't a tycoon game. You don't build the park, you don't set ticket prices, you don't hire anyone. You are the staff. The staff is barely holding it together.

ALSO PLAYABLE ALONE

Ummm. yes.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: Intel Core i5 @ 2.5 GHz or equivalent
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GTX 1060 or RX 6600 XT
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 11
    • Processor: Intel Core i5 @ 3.0 GHz or AMD
    • Memory: 16 GB RAM
    • Graphics: RTX 2060 or RX 7600xt or equivalent
    • Storage: 6 GB available space
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