2-4 players run an amusement park by hand. Please Stay Seated is an online co-op physics comedy: carry your customers to the rides, strap them in, and crank the throttle for cash without flinging them into orbit. Hit the day's quota or start over. You're the crew, not the tycoon.

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Coming Soon To Early Access

The developers of this game intend to release as a work in progress, developing with the feedback of players.

Note: Games in Early Access are not complete and may or may not change further. If you are not excited to play this game in its current state, then you should wait to see if the game progresses further in development. Learn more

What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“Emergent physics comedy can't be designed in a vacuum + host-authoritative netcode needs real hosts.”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“Approximately 3-4 months. ”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“Basic mechanics of the game will already be finished and ready to go even before the early access. Have a list of features that we'll be testing and gathering feedback in early access. ”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“Have a solid playable with limited core features, ready to expand.”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“Yes, we are planning to raise the price as we ship more new features.”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“Come tell us which ride we should build next, on the Steam forums or our Discord (coming soon). And send clips when things go wrong , they're the best bug reports we get.”
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About This Game

MANAGE THE AMUSEMENT PARK TO PAY YOUR RENT

Force the aliens visiting your amusement park to ride the rides, keep them happy, and collect their money. Get more aliens on the rides to unlock more rides!

ALIENS!

There are tons of aliens wandering around aimlessly. Grab them, toss them, and put them on the rides! Once you see they’re happy, you can let them off the ride. Of course, if you want, you can fling them off the rides at full speed. It’s up to you.

EVERY RIDE IS MANUAL.

Buckle up. Pull the lever. Press the buttons. If you don’t want anyone to get a headache, you’d better hit the brakes at the right time. Experience each ride’s unique features. And of course, you can ride the rides yourself too!

FIVE RIDES! (for now)

  • Carousel: A quiet, peaceful ride where you spin a horse. Just don’t speed it up too much and fling your customers all over the place.

  • Tower of Justice: Rise slowly. Hold them at the top. Then drop them at full speed right when everyone’s at their most stressed!! *Please brake before the ride hits the ground.*

  • Roller Coaster: Get everyone into the cars! Turn the lever and accelerate! Let them experience our park’s beautiful scenery at full speed. (As long as their seatbelts are fastened, of course.)

  • Ferris Wheel: Like a quiet, gentle giant wheel. Keep the doors closed and focus on spinning our dear customers around.

  • Bumper Cars: Get everyone on board! Witness the pure chaos in the square.

ONE WALLET, FOUR EMPLOYEES

There’s only one bank account. But everyone can get what they want. Make sure to handle the upgrades properly! Increase your number of rides. More customers, more money, and with all that money, a bigger amusement park.

NO CONSTRUCTION

This isn’t a tycoon game. You’re not designing the park. You’re not hiring anyone. Just you, your friends, and an army full of dim-witted aliens.

Can you play it alone?

Umm… yes.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: Intel Core i5 @ 2.5 GHz or equivalent
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GTX 1060 or RX 6600 XT
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 11
    • Processor: Intel Core i5 @ 3.0 GHz or AMD
    • Memory: 16 GB RAM
    • Graphics: RTX 2060 or RX 7600xt or equivalent
    • Storage: 6 GB available space
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