About This Game

Brief introduction

Are you tired of easy, satisfying games, that make you feel complete and at peace with yourself? Here at Olympic Hamster & Co. have found a simple solution to your non-existing problem.

I put together a game, removed every single instruction that the player would actually need to comprehend the actual objectives and directions, and presented it right to you. Have a great time with paper made characters while figuring out the rules to beat every level, each more difficult and complex than the last one.

At the same time you will be welcomed at the DCA! A security company that uses drones to make the world a safer place. As you learn how to play you will also be rising through their ranks and unveiling the secrets this suspicious company might or might not have.

I hope this helps you get a positive first impression of a game where I need to say as little as possible in order to maintain the game experience fresh and new for every player.

Pros to buying the game

Maybe the brief introduction was not enough, but don't worry, I also felt something missing. So instead I decided to go for a more in depth list of reasons for you to get you trying out this masterpiece.

• Pigeons.

There is still not much info about the game isn't there? You know, probably you could check the achievements, but I got ahead and also made them quite unclear... So let me try doing reverse engineering.

Cons to buying the game

Here I will try to make clear the audience I DO NOT WELCOME playing my game, which is also a key part of the game itself, as this way I will avoid negative reviews.

• People who hate pigeons.

Okay now I feel confident. At least I made sure to say everything I wanted to pitch about this giant abomination (in which I definitely wasn't just lazy to create a tutorial).