About This Game

WELCOME ABOARD, TRAINEE!!

First things first, sorry about your new job. You’re stuck at Anymart now, doing the most boring gig on Earth. But don’t worry, we got you. We built this totally insane card game to kill the boredom. Even made a leaderboard! The goal? Become the Ultimate Slacker of the Month. What d'you say?

PICK YOUR HERO. PICK TWO CLANS. SURVIVE THE SHIFT.

At the start of every run, you choose 1 Hero (with a passive power that shapes your whole plan) and 2 Clans (which decide what cards you’ll see). That’s your squad.

Then you fight through twelve rounds of pure chaos, building a team that actually feels like your creation—because the fun is in discovering what works this run, not memorizing a fixed meta.

RANKED LEADERBOARD: WIN YOUR BREAK. OR LOSE IT.

Ranked is where it counts: win runs, gain rank, climb the leaderboard, and chase that sweet Ultimate Slacker title.

Want to chill? Jump in for quick sessions, easy to pick up, easy to put down, dangerously “one more run”.

INSANE SYNERGIES!

Alright, let’s talk cards for a sec. Toilet paper. Slow cooker. You name it. We turned every store product into EPIC WARRIORS! And now they’ve got some seriously crazy synergies. Example: you’ve got a Level 3 Plastimorph and a Therapist on the field? Boom! Your Therapist triggers their power twice during battle. Don’t get it yet? No worries. Let’s play a round, you’ll get it real quick. Ready?

EVERYTHING IS A WEAPON (YES, EVEN THAT)

Toilet paper. Slow cooker. Mystery produce. We turned every store product into battle-ready weirdos with combos you’ll stumble into and immediately want to abuse.

Example: Got a Level 3 Plastimorph and a Therapice Cream on the field? Congrats, your Therapice Cream will trigger their power at least twice during battle which might help you win the fight!

Don’t fully get it yet? Perfect. Play one run. You will.