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Positive (13) - 100% of the 13 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
May 15, 2024
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Curator Review

Recommended
By Absolute Banger June 29

“A lewd game with no actual lewd imagery, just the implication, it's quite clearly a joke game, but it looks half-decent and plays fairly well, with Fučík's Entry of the Gladiators playing alongside.”

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“A lewd game with no actual lewd imagery, just the implication, it's quite clearly a joke game, but it looks half-decent and plays fairly well, with Fučík's Entry of the Gladiators playing alongside.”
Absolute Banger

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Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Implied public masturbation

About This Game

Gooner on the Orient Express is a first-person clicker roguelite set on a fictional Orient Express, where public masturbation is rewarded with money. Advance through the skill tree to build your character to earn copious amounts of GoonBucks from your endeavors

Goon

Click the "goon-meter" to start earning GoonBucks. Spend your hard-earned G$ on items to help you on your journey as you goon from station to station.

Spend


Buy items from the shops located both on the train and at stations you'll visit along your journey.

Use items


Items can yield many different status effects, both positive and negative. Use them to your advantage, or perhaps just to get drunk.

Buy Skills


Use "Upgrade Points" to progress through the 4 branches of the skill tree.

Earn tickets


Completing achievements will reward you with tickets. Tickets can drastically improve your gooning in your next run.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: 1.2 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX® 10 Compatible Graphics Card
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 1 GB available space

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