Three goblins in a trench coat walk into a bar... Move and balance your goblins, sneak past suspecting humans, solve simple puzzles, and reach the beer without falling apart, all while fighting gravity and the game's controls themselves.

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About This Game

Three Goblins Walk Into a Bar

Three Goblin Wobblin' is a quirky single-player physics platformer where simply getting from one side of the room to the other becomes a challenging task.

Wobble On

Inspired by classics such as QWOP and Octodad, our deliberately awkward controls are simple to understand but difficult to pull off.

Blend In. Probably...

Stand around or stand out and you'll get chased by suspecting guards and other NPCs. Collect as many hats as you can to improve your disguise and make your goblins less suspicious.

The Goal? A Good Old Mug of Beer.

Each one of our handcrafted levels ends in a tavern and a good cold reward of beer.

Getting From Point A to Point B

Explore multiple routes through each level, unlock shortcuts, operate advanced human contraptions such as doors and levers, and solve simple lock-and-key puzzles on your way to the prize.

Features

  • Deliberately awkward, physics-based balancing

  • Handcrafted locations with multiple routes and shortcuts

  • Simple puzzles and human contraptions to outsmart

  • Hidden pretzels and other collectibles

  • Free and unlockable cosmetics

... and lots of beer!

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

The goal of each level is to reach a mug of ale. NPCs can be seen drinking. The main plot of the game revolves around main characters being discriminated against.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: Modern 4 Core CPU
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650 or equivalent
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    • VR Support: No
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: Modern 8 Core CPU
    • Memory: 16 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060 or equivalent
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    • VR Support: No
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