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Hans in the Internetz
Hans in the Internetz is a first-/third-person meme platform adventure game. His dream to become a wizard lays deep within the internet and you, as his apprentice must do the dirty work and “figure thiz out” Expect puzzles, toilet humour and legal drugs!

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Features
Single-player
Captions available
Family Sharing
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Languages:
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Coming Soon To Early Access

The developers of this game intend to release as a work in progress, developing with the feedback of players.

Note: Games in Early Access are not complete and may or may not change further. If you are not excited to play this game in its current state, then you should wait to see if the game progresses further in development. Learn more

What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“Since we are a very small developement team (mostly one - sometimes two people), getting feedback is essential. From early testing phases at conventions, with friends and a small circle of beta testers, we had to realise that certain mechanics are a breeze for some and an absolute torment for others. We would like to reach more people to help us shape our journey through the Internetz.”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“We are now at 4/16 levels (with 3 levels already in the development pipeline) - with level 5 soon in beta stage. We estimate a developement time for another two to three years. The Timeline could change - depending on changes to the team size and alterations to Hans's journey. ”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“Right now, we are shipping 4 out of 16 planned levels to complete Hans's journey to becoming a Wizard. The gameplay mechanics will, as they already do, change in upcoming levels. Platforming and Jump & Run will be the main theme, but levels will change to shooter mechanics, horror elements and other unexpected challenges.
We are not aiming for a classic game loop - more of a story driven journey that evolves and changes as the story progresses. ”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“We are shipping 4 playable levels that will rougly take 1-3 hours of playtime - heavily dependent on the player!
Expect a mix of platforming, exploration, puzzles, absurd humor and escape-room-style gameplay.
There may still be a few bugs that slipped through our fingers - but when Hans takes out his flamethrower - even the last bugs shall perish!”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“We plan to gradually raise the price as we ship new content. Early Access players can join Hans's adventure right away at a lower price while also supporting the ongoing development. ”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“We are counting on the community to report bugs, give feedback about their experience and suggest changes. This feedback is essential to us to improve & review which areas need the most attention. Players can join our Steam Community Hub or our Discord server to get into contact. Please keep in mind that, as a single developer, every proposed change must be weighed against it's workload. ”
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About This Game

"What were the devs thinking when they created this 'masterpiece'?"

Short answer: We simply spent too much time on the internet.

Hans wasn’t about reinventing the gaming wheel or being groundbreaking. We set out to create an internet-humored, meme-loaded abomination designed to bring some joy to fellow internet degenerates like us.

                                                                                                                                                 

What can you expect?

Short answer: Dark and absurd humor.

Hans takes you on a nonsensical journey through bizarre internet-themed worlds where memes come to life, logic is an afterthought, and anything is possible. It’s a chaotic celebration of internet culture, packed with random humor and references that are sure to make you laugh, cringe, and question reality (very unlikely...)—but a strong burst of air from your nostrils is already a win!

If you thrive on internet culture, enjoy absurd humor, and want a break from the seriousness of modern games, Hans is your perfect match.

Beyond the humor and countless references, each level brings its own set of mechanics. Some, like platforming elements and puzzles (logic & trivia), will be more common. Others, such as horror survival, will only appear in certain levels. And for those who love a good challenge, there are a few secrets and unexpected surprises—just for the sharpest internet veterans to find.

                                                                                                                                                 

What can you play right now?

The Early Access version includes 4 playable levels, offering roughly 1-3h of gameplay, heavily depending on your skills (and patience....). Here is a brief overview of each level: 

First Level: Riddle-based.

Second Level: Jump & Run and exploration.

Third Level: Just fucked up...

Fourth Level: Escape-room-style.

Your goal? Doing Hans's dirty work. Help him on his ridiculous journey to become a wizard! Run, jump, solve puzzles, pee on stuff, collect crypto and overcome whatever nonsense the Internetz is throwing at you.

Basesd on player feedback, we implemented a third-person mode! For 5 INTZ Coins (ingame currency) - good luck hunting for them!

We are aiming for 16 levels to complete Hans's journey - with more gameplay variations coming throughout the Early Access.

Mechanics included in Early Access:

Platforming (jump & run)

Puzzles (logic & trivia)

Escape-room-style-gameplay

Mechanics planned for future updates:

Horror survival

First- and third-person shooter elements

Character switching

Time limits

Boss battles

                                                                                                                                                 

Hans is optimized for keyboard but can be played with a controller. It’s not meant to be taken seriously—it’s a fun, silly, and absurd experience designed to make you laugh and maybe even cry… from laughter, confusion, or sometimes frustration!

Prepare to dive into a colorful chaos of intentionally low-res, meme-inspired visuals, backed by an awesome soundtracks.

                                                                                                                                                 

Note: Keep in mind that the development team is as indie as it gets—most of the time, it's just one person, and occasionally two. Every bit of support means the world to us!

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This game contains alcohol, nudity, violence, and adult themes.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10 64 bit
    • Processor: Intel Core i5-6600, 3.3 GHz or AMD Ryzen 5 1500X, 3.5 GHz
    • Memory: 12 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 Ti (Maxwell or newer), 2 GB oder AMD Radeon R7 360, 2 GB
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
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