Someone told me to go touch some grass. I'm pretty sure this is what they meant.
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About This Game

I complained on the internet, and someone told me to go touch some grass. I went outside, but the graphics were terrible, and way too bright. So I went back inside and made this game. Now I can touch grass whenever I want, and if people tell me to go touch grass, I can prove that I already did - because I have an achievement that says so.

KEY FEATURES

  • Prove You Touched Grass - Now, when someone tells you to go touch some grass, you can prove to them that you did. You have an achievement that says so, and now they are essentially *required* to listen to you.
  • Give the Gift of Touching Grass - Is someone complaining about ridiculous stuff on the internet? Are they making crazy statements because of a video game? Are basic concepts a little too difficult for them to comprehend? Maybe they need the gift of touching some grass. Grab an extra copy for them, and show that you care.
  • Realistic Grass-Touching Experience - Grass reacts to every pat and stroke, flattening under the pressure of your hand. Glorious visuals pair with dynamic audio feedback to provide the ultimate grass-touching experience.
  • Relaxation Mode - Stress-free grass touching. Kick back, and touch some grass at a leisurely pace. There are no rules or limits! Just peace, tranquility, and the soft green grass!
  • Survival Mode - The ultimate challenge for hardcore grass-grabbers. Don't stop touching the grass, no matter what! Do you have what it takes to survive?
  • Level Up - The more grass you touch, the higher your level climbs. The higher your level, the more skins you unlock!
  • Leaderboards - Think you have what it takes to be a grass touching champion? Find out how you compare with players from around the world, using our hyper-competitive leaderboard! Only the strongest survive!

TOUCH SOME GRASS is the pulse-pounding, edge-of-your-seat, hardcore, competitive experience you've always dreamed of.

How long can you touch some grass?

System Requirements

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    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: x64 architecture with SSE2 instruction set support
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX11 capable GPUs
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 600 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: MacOS 10.13+
    • Processor: Apple Silicon or x64 architecture with SSE2 instruction set support
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGLCore capable GPUs
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 600 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Tested successfully on a MacBook Pro (13-inch, M1, 2020) running 11.6.1. Tested successfully on a MacBook Air (13-inch, i7, Early 2014) running 10.13.6. Performance on both is acceptable, despite the lack of a dedicated GPU.
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

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