Planned Release Date: To be announced

About This Game

"What were the devs thinking when they created this 'masterpiece'?"

Short answer: We simply spent too much time on the internet.

Hans wasn’t about reinventing the gaming wheel or being groundbreaking. We set out to create an internet-humored, meme-loaded abomination designed to bring some joy to fellow internet degenerates like us.

What can you expect?

Short answer: Dark and absurd humor.

Hans takes you on a nonsensical journey through bizarre internet-themed worlds where memes come to life, logic is an afterthought, and anything is possible. It’s a chaotic celebration of internet culture, packed with random humor and references that are sure to make you laugh, cringe, and question reality (very unlikely...)—but a strong burst of air from your nostrils is already a win!

If you thrive on internet culture, enjoy absurd humor, and want a break from the seriousness of modern games, Hans is your perfect match.

Beyond the humor and countless references, each level brings its own set of mechanics. Some, like platforming elements and puzzles (logic & trivia), will be more common. Others, such as horror survival, will only appear in certain levels. And for those who love a good challenge, there are a few secrets and unexpected surprises—just for the sharpest internet veterans to find.

Mechanics you’ll encounter:

Platforming (jump & run)

Puzzles (logic & trivia)

Horror survival

First- and third-person shooter elements

Character switching

Time limits

Boss battles

Hans is optimized for keyboard but can be played with a controller. It’s not meant to be taken seriously—it’s a fun, silly, and absurd experience designed to make you laugh and maybe even cry… from laughter, confusion, or sometimes frustration!

Prepare to dive into a colorful chaos of intentionally low-res, meme-inspired visuals, backed by an awesome soundtracks.

Note: Keep in mind that the development team is as indie as it gets—most of the time, it's just one person, and occasionally two. Every bit of support means the world to us!

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This game contains alcohol, nudity, violence, and adult themes.