Stone Simulator is a meditative idle game where you live as a rock enduring endless seasons and absurd events. Survive storms, unlock quirky achievements, and observe a serene, ever-changing world. Perfect for Zen-like relaxation or meme-worthy humor.
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By 不羁猫探索队 March 11

“在一片相当优美的一隅湖光山色里,玩家将扮演一块岩石,接受时间的冲刷。游戏没有物理意义上的玩法,扮演的真的是字面上的岩石——无法移动和无法跳跃。远处山峦重叠,候鸟飞巡,面前的池塘静静地映射着一切。那些在其他游戏里怒到要摔键盘的胜负焦虑,突然在此变得像岩表凝结又蒸发的露珠般无关紧要。很久没这么安逸了。至于游戏性?交互性?不重要了,现在我只想在湖边做一场梦,梦一梦坡的那边到底有什么。”

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Reviews

“Finally, a title that delivers exactly what was promised.”
8/10 – Punchman's Recommends

“Class Leading”
9/10 – Gaming Nexus

“The Most Chaotic Game About Doing Absolutely Nothing”
Cheezburger

About This Game

Be a stone / rock / boulder. Do nothing. Just exist.

Relax, meditate, and watch the seasons change in the most peaceful simulator ever.

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a rock?

Become an unflinching stone in a serene, ever-changing world. Survive centuries of seasons, weather, and absurdly mundane adventures. Grow moss, collect bird poop, and question your existence—Stone Simulator is the Zen meditation you never knew you needed… or the most boring game ever. You decide!


Stone Simulator is a whimsical, meditative experience where you embrace the thrilling life of a literal rock. Observe the world passively as decades fly by, seasons shift, and nature (or chaos) unfolds around you.

Gameplay Highlights:

  • 🌦️ Seasons & Weather: Survive blizzards, summer heatwaves, autumn and spring rains.

  • 🕰️ Time Flies: Watch days, years, and centuries pass

  • 🏆 Absurd Achievements: Unlock meme-worthy trophies like "Existential Crisis" (do nothing for 3 years) and many other.

Why Be a Rock?

  • Zen Mode: Chill with calming ambient sounds and minimalist visuals.

  • Meme Fuel: Perfect for streamers craving irony or players who enjoy "so bad it’s good" humor.

  • Zero Skill Required: Your only job? Exist. (Seriously, you can’t even move.)

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

We use AI to localize the main game interface and texts

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows®10 (64-bit Required)/Windows®11 (64-bit Required)
    • Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-10400 or Intel® Core™ i3-12100 or AMD Ryzen™ 5 3600
    • Memory: 6 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia GTX 1080 / AMD RX Vega 64 or higher with 8GB of VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Storage: 10 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: SSD required. This game is expected to run at 1080p (upscaled from 720 native resolution) / 30 fps under the "Lowest" graphics setting. DirectStorage supported.
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows®10 (64-bit Required)/Windows®11 (64-bit Required)
    • Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-10400 or Intel® Core™ i3-12100 or AMD Ryzen™ 5 3600
    • Memory: 6 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia RTX 3070 / AMD Radeon 5700 XT or higher
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Storage: 10 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: SSD required. This game is expected to run at 1080p / 60 fps (with Frame Generation enabled) under the "Medium" graphics setting. DirectStorage supported.

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