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Stone Simulator – Just Be a Rock

Stone Simulator is a meditative idle game where you live as a rock enduring endless seasons and absurd events. Survive storms, unlock quirky achievements, and observe a serene, ever-changing world. Perfect for Zen-like relaxation or meme-worthy humor.

All Reviews:

Very Positive (55) - 94% of the 55 user reviews for this game are positive.

Release Date:

Mar 2, 2025

Developer:

STFGames

Publisher:

STFGames

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What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“Early Access allows us to create a dialogue with players at a stage where their feedback can directly shape the game’s evolution. Stone Simulator is an experimental project with unique mechanics, and we want to ensure its absurd charm and meditative gameplay resonate with the audience. Additionally, Early Access enables us to:

Test ideas in real-world conditions.
Gather feedback to fine-tune balance and humor.
Build a community that becomes part of the "stone saga."

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Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“We plan to remain in Early Access until all planned features are implemented and we’re confident the game has reached its intended depth and polish. The timeline depends on the pace of development and community feedback. We expect the Early Access phase to last about 2 months, after which the game will enter the final release phase”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“The current version includes core mechanics (seasonal cycles, weather effects, achievements), but we aim to expand it with:

New Layers of Absurdity: More random events (e.g., UFO encounters, historical easter eggs).
Visual Polish: Enhanced shaders for seasons, environmental animations.
Deeper Content: Additional modes (e.g., "Chaos Stone" mini-challenges).
Multiplatform Potential: Optimization for other devices (if demand arises).

While avoiding concrete promises, our goal is to make the final version more cohesive, hilarious, and unpredictable.”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“The game is already fully playable and includes:

All 4 seasons with unique weather (blizzards, rain, leaf piles).
An achievement system (10+ meme-worthy trophies).
Dynamic soundscapes and basic visuals.
Day/night cycles and long-term progression (centuries).

However, elements like event variety and visual details still require refinement.”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“We have no plans to raise the price once we leave early access”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“We want players to feel like co-authors of the absurdity:

Open Discussions: Regular polls in Steam forums and social media (e.g., "What event should we add next?").
Beta Tests for New Features: Early access to experimental updates for active players.
Meme Contests: The best ideas for achievements or events may be added (with creator credits).
Transparency: Monthly progress reports, including challenges and milestones.

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Reviews

“Finally, a title that delivers exactly what was promised.”
8/10 – Punchman's Recommends

About This Game

Be a stone / rock / boulder. Do nothing. Just exist.

Relax, meditate, and watch the seasons change in the most peaceful simulator ever.

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a rock?

Become an unflinching stone in a serene, ever-changing world. Survive centuries of seasons, weather, and absurdly mundane adventures. Grow moss, collect bird poop, and question your existence—Stone Simulator is the Zen meditation you never knew you needed… or the most boring game ever. You decide!

Stone Simulator is a whimsical, meditative experience where you embrace the thrilling life of a literal rock. Observe the world passively as decades fly by, seasons shift, and nature (or chaos) unfolds around you.

Gameplay Highlights:

🌦️ Seasons & Weather: Survive blizzards, summer heatwaves, autumn and spring rains.
🕰️ Time Flies: Watch days, years, and centuries pass
🏆 Absurd Achievements: Unlock meme-worthy trophies like "Existential Crisis" (do nothing for 3 years) and many other.

Why Be a Rock?

Zen Mode: Chill with calming ambient sounds and minimalist visuals.
Meme Fuel: Perfect for streamers craving irony or players who enjoy "so bad it’s good" humor.
Zero Skill Required: Your only job? Exist. (Seriously, you can’t even move.)

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

We use AI to localize the main game interface and texts

System Requirements

Minimum:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows®10 (64-bit Required)/Windows®11 (64-bit Required)
Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-10400 or Intel® Core™ i3-12100 or AMD Ryzen™ 5 3600
Memory: 6 GB RAM
Graphics: Nvidia GTX 1080 / AMD RX Vega 64 or higher with 8GB of VRAM
DirectX: Version 12
Storage: 10 GB available space
Additional Notes: SSD required. This game is expected to run at 1080p (upscaled from 720 native resolution) / 30 fps under the "Lowest" graphics setting. DirectStorage supported.

Recommended:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows®10 (64-bit Required)/Windows®11 (64-bit Required)
Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-10400 or Intel® Core™ i3-12100 or AMD Ryzen™ 5 3600
Memory: 6 GB RAM
Graphics: Nvidia RTX 3070 / AMD Radeon 5700 XT or higher
DirectX: Version 12
Storage: 10 GB available space
Additional Notes: SSD required. This game is expected to run at 1080p / 60 fps (with Frame Generation enabled) under the "Medium" graphics setting. DirectStorage supported.