Stone Simulator is a meditative idle game where you live as a rock enduring endless seasons and absurd events. Survive storms, unlock quirky achievements, and observe a serene, ever-changing world. Perfect for Zen-like relaxation or meme-worthy humor.
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By 爱の榨汁屋 March 8

“石头题材的禅意类模拟器。扮演一块什么事都不能做的石头(设置里面提到shift为冲刺,不知道以后是否会扩展可移动的玩法),玩法就是看风景(可拍照),从白天日出到夜晚日落,从晴空万里到乌云密布,从大雨飘飘到大雪纷纷,玩家将历经各种天气,搭配宁静的BGM跟舒适的环境音,体验很放松享受,适合用来当屏保。游戏目前处于EA,内容不多,不过官方称后续会有更多元素跟模式的增加及视觉表现方面的优化,可以期待一下。”

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Reviews

“Finally, a title that delivers exactly what was promised.”
8/10 – Punchman's Recommends

“Class Leading”
9/10 – Gaming Nexus

“The Most Chaotic Game About Doing Absolutely Nothing”
Cheezburger

About This Game

Be a stone / rock / boulder. Do nothing. Just exist.

Relax, meditate, and watch the seasons change in the most peaceful simulator ever.

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a rock?

Become an unflinching stone in a serene, ever-changing world. Survive centuries of seasons, weather, and absurdly mundane adventures. Grow moss, collect bird poop, and question your existence—Stone Simulator is the Zen meditation you never knew you needed… or the most boring game ever. You decide!


Stone Simulator is a whimsical, meditative experience where you embrace the thrilling life of a literal rock. Observe the world passively as decades fly by, seasons shift, and nature (or chaos) unfolds around you.

Gameplay Highlights:

  • 🌦️ Seasons & Weather: Survive blizzards, summer heatwaves, autumn and spring rains.

  • 🕰️ Time Flies: Watch days, years, and centuries pass

  • 🏆 Absurd Achievements: Unlock meme-worthy trophies like "Existential Crisis" (do nothing for 3 years) and many other.

Why Be a Rock?

  • Zen Mode: Chill with calming ambient sounds and minimalist visuals.

  • Meme Fuel: Perfect for streamers craving irony or players who enjoy "so bad it’s good" humor.

  • Zero Skill Required: Your only job? Exist. (Seriously, you can’t even move.)

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

We use AI to localize the main game interface and texts

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows®10 (64-bit Required)/Windows®11 (64-bit Required)
    • Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-10400 or Intel® Core™ i3-12100 or AMD Ryzen™ 5 3600
    • Memory: 6 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia GTX 1080 / AMD RX Vega 64 or higher with 8GB of VRAM
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Storage: 10 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: SSD required. This game is expected to run at 1080p (upscaled from 720 native resolution) / 30 fps under the "Lowest" graphics setting. DirectStorage supported.
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows®10 (64-bit Required)/Windows®11 (64-bit Required)
    • Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-10400 or Intel® Core™ i3-12100 or AMD Ryzen™ 5 3600
    • Memory: 6 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia RTX 3070 / AMD Radeon 5700 XT or higher
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Storage: 10 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: SSD required. This game is expected to run at 1080p / 60 fps (with Frame Generation enabled) under the "Medium" graphics setting. DirectStorage supported.

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