"THE PUB SUPPORT"
"Where are wards?" The pub Carry demanded.
"I placed them and they were countered" the Support began, "I am trying to juggle giving you complete lane farm, protecting you and harrassing the enemy while saving to buy more, also possibly sentries to remove their-"
"UP COUR PLS" the mid hero politely added.
"Give Savle" The Carry demanded. "Certainly." replies the support, using the salve on the Carry who subsequently ran headlong into an enemy creepwave.
"So where is mek?" the Carry said, after he was ganked due to overextending. The Support died saving him and was treated to a rather enthusiastic series of map pings on his corpse.
"Again, having not even enough to buy boots as well as wards, I don't think a 7 minute Mek is viable." The Support replies.
"Haha look your level, so low, noob" the Carry retorted. "U have no item xaxa".
"Well, jungle gold and experience through stacking and pulling with blocked camps is nowhere near as much as on lane which I attempted to give you, the carry, the priority over."
The Carry is subsequently ganked again at the enemy tower, oblivious to the enemy tp that the Support moved away from.
"Report Support, usless" The carry cried in allchat, in between mentioning various aspects of the Support's Mother's anatomy.
"Instead of reporting and acting like that, why don't you try supporting for randoms sometime instead of instapicking a carry?" the Support asked, as he watched the Carry return to afk-lasthitting lane creeps.
"HAH, support is for noskill noobs like you!"