Dark Shadows - Army of Evil takes you back to September 1362. A horde of monsters has been ravaging the country like a plague of locusts for over a year. While you were away doing your knightly duties of catching a runaway horse, the monsters stormed the castle, injured the king, and kidnapped Katarina, the love of your life.
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リリース日: 2014年3月11日

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Dark Shadows - Army of Evil is a Classic Medieval Fantasy First Person - Hack and Slash Game with a kind of old school look.

Story

September 1362:

An army of evil, named "Dark Shadows", have been ravaging the country like a plague of locusts for over a year and are frightening the people with their scary get-up. Most people still think they are monsters. But they are only in disguise. While you were away these monsters stormed the castle. A woman named Katerina has been kidnapped. It is not just any woman. You are in love with her. They’ve also taken all the gold. All the taxes. And weapons! You are the only one who can help Katarina. You must hurry and follow them before they do something to her.

Gameplay

Classic Hack and Slash Game:

The player fights his way through 19 levels. Various weapons will be available. They can be found in different levels. Everything begins moderately and you need to find some keys and a sword. After the first level the game turns into a hack'n slash game. Most of the time, the player has to fight against enemies. But he has to do also other little things and must solve certain problems. You need keyboard and mouse.

Features

This game is an indie game with a kind of old school look.

It is also supporting SSAO and Bloom Shader effects.

  • 19 Levels and 18 Weapons
  • ​Single Player
  • 3D Realtime Cinematic Blood Splatter Scenes

システム要件

    最低:
    • OS: Windows XP / Vista / 7 / 8
    • プロセッサー: Intel Core 2 Duo with 2 GHz or similar
    • メモリー: 2 GB RAM
    • グラフィック: AMD Radeon™ 1300 / NVIDIA® GeForce™ 6600
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • ストレージ: 2200 MB 利用可能
    • サウンドカード: DirectX Compatible Sound Card
    • 追記事項: Shader Model: 3.0, Mouse: With left, right and middle button support
    推奨:
    • OS: Windows 7
    • プロセッサー: Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-2500 CPU @ 3.30GHz or similar
    • メモリー: 4 GB RAM
    • グラフィック: AMD Radeon™ HD 6850 / NVIDIA® GeForce® GTX 560
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • ストレージ: 2200 MB 利用可能
    • サウンドカード: DirectX Compatible Sound Card
    • 追記事項: Shader Model: 3.0, Mouse: With left, right and middle button support
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BigPapaSpandex
( 記録時間: 0.1 時間 )
投稿日: 5月28日
Pros: Only cost me a dollar. Epic music accompianed by a black screen.

Cons: Couldn't get game to play.

Steps to get game to work properly.
1- Load up game wait for black screen.
2- Press Crt-Alt-Del "cue epic music"
3- Listen to music while you try to get the game working.
4- End the game because it locked up your mouse and screen.
5- Delete game and ask for refund.

ENJOY!

#trashORtreasure
that's what she said
( 記録時間: 0.5 時間 )
投稿日: 5月28日
In all honesty I expected pretty bad game. But it surpassed all my expectations. The game is a crime against humanity. Even making such things should be punishable by law. One just can't possibly comprehend it's grandeur - this thing is a mental torture. I think we are stretching the definition of a game with this one. It's a great luck if the thing won't launch on you, but I worked hard to get into it and now I wish I wasn't. I must admit - the game is unintentionally creepy. Like that weird youtube corner you suddenly end up late at night.
See, reviews state it pretty clear that the game is so awful it might kill your hamster. But they don't state clearly why.
Now when I actually started to understand. You can't pick a single bad quality of a game, because EVERYTHING is awful. Controls, visuals, performance, audio, gameplay, story, cinematics, loading times, menus, every damn thing in this game is broken BY DESIGN. There isn't any significant bugs because it's all broken by design and it's unfixable by any level of polish.
Judging by performance/visuals and require to disable Data Execution Prevention alone it might even summon Satan in your basement, so clear your browser history while you can.

You just couldn't imagine it until you see it. And then you couldn't explain what you saw and felt and you just go post gibberish on steam reviews when repulsion buils up enough for venting.
You'll feel dirty after 10 minutes with this one. But you can't wash it away. I tried. You've been warned.
Sailor12052
( 記録時間: 0.4 時間 )
投稿日: 5月25日
This is a good game, but you control the game at all. It has too many Key board key's to remember.
𝒮𝒽𝒾𝓇𝓉
( 記録時間: 6.4 時間 )
投稿日: 5月24日
Product received for free
I beat the game because someone was gonna buy me overwatch if I did.
psyGressiw
( 記録時間: 4.1 時間 )
投稿日: 2月19日
I've laughed at how bad it is. I can't stop laughing while writing this. Don't pass if you ever see it with 95% discount or in a bundle. Actually i will try to complete it with godmode, speedhack and walkthrough. I want to see how this farce ends.
Lord
( 記録時間: 1.4 時間 )
投稿日: 2月16日
Pros:
-Its better than the slaughtering grounds and Bad rats.

Cons:
-Everything about the game.




Ryza
( 記録時間: 1.6 時間 )
投稿日: 2015年12月8日
My ultimate goal in life is to gift this to every single one of my friends.

Buy it.
lordfinchfield
( 記録時間: 0.7 時間 )
投稿日: 2015年12月5日
We tried our best to find some redeeming features for the this game. We struggled.
On the plus side though...decent stab at atmospheric music. Plus, where else can you throw stone snail marbles. Kudos for that one.

I will recommend this game just because it is 80% off......but dont blame me if you waste £1.39.

PS where the hell was the sword?
Litel Eggr
( 記録時間: 0.0 時間 )
投稿日: 2015年10月11日
The only reason I have 4 hours into this garbage is because it froze on launch and sat in the background locked up eating away at my ram 0/10
Last Knight Down
( 記録時間: 1.0 時間 )
投稿日: 2015年9月19日
This game just isn't very well put together, and feels rushed even for what it is. If the creators had taken the time to do something risky and creative they could have accomplished a lot, even with this limited technology. This feels like the first try college project that never got polished after it was turned in to the professor. Definitely not worth any more than 2 dollars. Everyone should play this game just to understand why you shouldn't give super open ended unintuitive content to people followed by constant repetative fighting.
mordin86
( 記録時間: 1.1 時間 )
投稿日: 2015年9月19日
Judging from the "epic" main menu intro the devs are really proud of what they did here. They shouldn't.
Game looks dreadful, level design is all over the place and does not make much sense.
When you turn your viewpoint around the whole skybox and the moon starts to spinn in a weird fashion.
Also your character gets stuck on everything mostly on stairs that you supposed to use.
So what I did in the game? I was trying to "glitch" up to this damn oil bottle for at least 15 minutes, after that I run aimlessly only to find lots of locked doors. At the end I got myself a weird torch thing and my character geometry broke.
Not really new Dark Souls. Not at all.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=521214422
Silverstream
( 記録時間: 0.9 時間 )
投稿日: 2015年9月13日
The Slaughtering Grounds has better combat.
Pac-man has a more gripping story.
The original Resident Evil has better voice-work.
The graphics hold up worse than Pong, and this was released last year.

This game stars a knight who is so inept that jumping hurts him, walking into crates paralyzes him, and swinging his sword causes him to spin 30 degrees. The first level is a key-hunt that is completely impossible to complete without a walkthrough. Even with one, it's still absurdly aggravating. The second level forces you to wander a tiny forest killing enemies that may or may not respawn. After killing about five enemies, I made the mistake of pressing the spacebar, causing me to jump and promptly drop dead.
Blistering Wounds
( 記録時間: 1.2 時間 )
投稿日: 2015年8月30日
I bought this game as a competition to see how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ games could get. All of my friends games got blown out of the water, the window, the world, and the universe.

Okay, so the game-play......oh boy, where do i start?
You think the first 5 minutes of skyrim is boring? oh god, most of my hours was completing the first damn level. I couldn't find the required items without using a guide, and even using the guide was difficult. It took me 30 Minutes to find the sword (what you require) using a guide. The map is so large for finding one damn thing, and the rest of the last level? you guessed, finding keys to unlock doors to give you more keys. There is really only one good part of the game, the buggy mechanics. I BHOPed all over the castle and killed myself laughing from the mechanics more then what i did do the finding. Also, there are dead civilians, not scary at least since there is one death face, even for females. and that death face is a males face.

"Lord gaben, next time, could you please recommend me a better game then this 0.5% completed game? Thank you lord, lord gaben"
mwebber
( 記録時間: 0.5 時間 )
投稿日: 2015年8月19日
... and this game costs 9 euro?!? i started with hope that atleast the beginning of the game will be bug free... find a key and sword... i was walking around for 20 min until i decided to look walktrough aaaaaaand... the enemy is not spawned i can't get a weapon and can't continue. WOW.. just wow! this game is in my list for worst games ever! i can't pass tutorial!

the UI is horrible, the game crashes often, save works 50% of the time, the loading screen reminds me "the forest" in its early aplha versions...

its like pre-aplha stage game!!! i will never install this JUNK on my computer!

... FROM NOW ON I WILL READ REVIEWS BEFORE BUYING SUCH GAMES!
A.D.Mynx
( 記録時間: 0.2 時間 )
投稿日: 2015年7月5日
This game is pure ♥♥♥♥. no turtorial, no given idea what to do. cruel sound (turned of 1min after play), absolut crap level design ,... absolute ♥♥♥♥
Folky 🐺
( 記録時間: 0.0 時間 )
投稿日: 2015年6月14日
This game just changed my screen resolution to 800x600 or so and stucked at black screen so I have to close it manually in task manager but this piece of gamedev won't close saying:

Unable to terminate process.
The operation could not be completed.
Acces is denied.

So the only option was to restart my PC. Hilarious.
Misterdude2
( 記録時間: 0.2 時間 )
投稿日: 2015年6月14日
10/10 best comedy of the year.
Yægup
( 記録時間: 0.1 時間 )
投稿日: 2015年6月11日
Dis is gut yes?
Memoriabul day
( 記録時間: 0.2 時間 )
投稿日: 2015年6月10日
So I love playing crappy games. Sometimes a game is so bad its funny! So when I saw that this game had a 9% positive review rate, I had to play it!

So I start the game, and I'm introduced to a loading screen, and a suprisingly good song, it really gets you hyped for an adventure!

Next I go into options and edit the settings, but they were all already set to the max. I think games try to automatically adjust the settings to your computer when you first start, and my computer sucks, so seeing these settings like this is a bad sign.

Oh, and The game looks like an early ps2 game, even with settings on high.

Okay! so this game is off to a great start! Loading screens, crappy graphics and crappier system requirements! This is exactly what I wanted! A game so bad it's funny! Now for the moment of truth! Time to hit the "new game" button!

The game crashed

11/10 surpassed my expectations

edit- I got the game to work!

edit p.s.- "Also you are in love with the kings daughter" actual dialogue from the game
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In all honesty I expected pretty bad game. But it surpassed all my expectations. The game is a crime against humanity. Even making such things should be punishable by law. One just can't possibly comprehend it's grandeur - this thing is a mental torture. I think we are stretching the definition of a game with this one. It's a great luck if the thing won't launch on you, but I worked hard to get into it and now I wish I wasn't. I must admit - the game is unintentionally creepy. Like that weird youtube corner you suddenly end up late at night.
See, reviews state it pretty clear that the game is so awful it might kill your hamster. But they don't state clearly why.
Now when I actually started to understand. You can't pick a single bad quality of a game, because EVERYTHING is awful. Controls, visuals, performance, audio, gameplay, story, cinematics, loading times, menus, every damn thing in this game is broken BY DESIGN. There isn't any significant bugs because it's all broken by design and it's unfixable by any level of polish.
Judging by performance/visuals and require to disable Data Execution Prevention alone it might even summon Satan in your basement, so clear your browser history while you can.

You just couldn't imagine it until you see it. And then you couldn't explain what you saw and felt and you just go post gibberish on steam reviews when repulsion buils up enough for venting.
You'll feel dirty after 10 minutes with this one. But you can't wash it away. I tried. You've been warned.
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投稿日: 2月16日
Pros:
-Its better than the slaughtering grounds and Bad rats.

Cons:
-Everything about the game.




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記録時間: 12.6 時間
投稿日: 2014年9月10日
http://store.steampowered.com/app/280640
Dark Shadows - Army of Evil
Burian Media Enterprises
Metascore N/A
-User Score 1.5/10
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レビュー
悪夢のようなアクション作業ゲーム

このゲームは同じ面を何度も繰り返す、言わば作業ゲーの一つだがその中でも異質である
FPS視点で広大なマップの中にいるモンスターを全て倒し、かつ武器を回収するのが基本的な目標だが
1、17~19レベルは若干異なる.

他のレビュアーがこのゲームを「これは悪夢だ」と言っているが、抵抗のない人は 一瞬で悪夢に落ちるだろう

悪夢の例:
●マップがない
討伐型の作業ゲーであったとしても通常はマップに敵が表示されているが、このゲームにはマップがなく
FPS視点である為、広大なマップを迷いながら敵を討伐する事になる.
また恐ろしい事に全モンスター、マップに隠されている武器を回収して
ゴール地点に向かわなければ終わらないので、永遠と同じマップを彷徨う事になる.

●たまに敵が消える
信じられない事だが、たまに敵が地面に沈み、マップから消える場合がある.もはや正気の沙汰とは思えない
つまり埋まったモンスターを永遠と探す場合がある.
消えたモンスターを確認する手段もない上に、無駄に時間を浪費してしまう.
このゲームをやる場合はこうなる事を想定してレベルクリア直前のデータを用意しておこう.

●同じようなマップ、レベルが続く
只でさえ悪夢のようなステージだが、それが2~16まで続く.
17~19は武器が出ないので多少楽にはなるが、全モンスター討伐は変わらないので
面倒臭いのは変わらない.

●変わらないモンスター、同じような武器
まずこのSSを見て欲しい
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=312368000
色違いはあるがこのゲームにはこの二種類しか雑魚敵は登場しない
レベル19に遂に始めてのボスが現れるが、それはラスボスである

作品中に剣、斧、弓など様々な武器が登場するが
リーチの差はあるがどの武器でも雑魚敵は6発殴る必要がある(弓は溜め時間にもよる)
つまり ダメージ量は変わらないのではっきり言ってどの武器でも構わない.
と言ってもこのゲームの6割の武器は斧である為、気づいたら斧を手に持っていると思うが…

●ノーヒントのキーアイテム
まず躓くのはレベル1だと思うが、出だしから広大なマップの中から
ノーヒントで「剣を持ってこい」はいくらなんでもやり過ぎだ.
※ちなみにレベル1はまともにやったら何時間もアイテムを探す事になるような
非常に危険なステージな為、攻略動画やガイドなしは絶対にお勧めはしない


他にも死角の屋根の後に置いてあったり、木に火を付けないと門が開かなかったりと
製作者はプレイヤーを超能力者か何かと勘違いしているのだろうか?
総評私は絶対にこのゲームをお勧めしないが
最後のTHE END見た後普通のゲームではありえない現象が起こる.
それは、是非自分の目で確かめて欲しい
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おすすめしません
記録時間: 0.5 時間
投稿日: 2014年3月11日
I went into this with very low expectations. I honestly wasn't expecting much, but here goes.

This is the WORST video game I've ever played.

THE WORST.

Now, why am I complaining so much? Let me start with the technical issues. 1. I was greeted with a resolution setting that only goes up to 1680 x 1050. Not even 1080. That ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me off. 2. The graphics. This looks like Half-Life 1, and for a game that is awfully new, it should looks somewhat okay, but it doesn't. This game tries to shove in your face that it has bloom and SSAO in it, but seriously, even with them, the game still looks like ♥♥♥♥. 3. Voice Acting. Dreadful. 4. Highest mouse sensitivity is still really slow for a person like me who likes to have a high mouse sensitivity.

Alright, the story. Nothing special. And by that I mean pretty much non-existent. You and a bunch of "teammates" go to the castle, after it has been attacked. Turns out the girl of your dreams has been taken. Now you have to get her back. And there you go. I'm not gonna complain about the small amount of story I've been given, because honestly, I just want to try the hack and slash.

The first level. Why they made it so complicated did not make any sense to me. The first level started off with a mother♥♥♥♥ing keyhunt. It made no sense. It confused the living hell out of me. I needed to use a walkthrough, on the FIRST LEVEL. That's just awful. The area was big and the objects were all over the place. The controls were poor and didn't really help this game out at the slightest. Everything about this game just screamed wrong. For everyone asking about the keyhunt, imagine trying to find keys that do not even show up. That's right, you can't actually see them. Not to mention, you need a torch to even find one of them, which is just silly, because if there's a key there, then I wouldn't need a torch to actually see the key. It's a pointless quest to go find keys to open chests with other keys. But have I mentioned the fact that you literally have to walk on the walls to get an item you need? Yes, you do. You walk on the walls. YES. You literally jump on a small side railing on the wall, basically hovering to the side of it when you walk on it. I'm sorry, but I would never be able to figure that out because in a video game, I've never had to do that to actually get something. I just found that bizarre.

Then the main section of the game. The fighting. Oh my.
OH MY. OHH.
You get three attacks. All of which are ♥♥♥♥ and don't feel natural. Combat was godawful. All you do is stab the enemy, move back, then just keep doing that until it's dead. That's it. That's the game. Oh my god. The attacks are all mapped to mouse buttons, including the middle mouse. I went immediately to change it, but WAIT, you can't change the controls. But for some reason, they have options for Bloom and SSAO instead of options for controls. Come on. Congratulations, you have shader effects. Yay.

This is the worst. Day One, Walking Dead Survival Instinct, and Postal 3, are all better than this. I didn't want to say this, but I had to. I'm here for you so you can save money. I would not wish this on my worst enemies. My point has been made. Nothing in this game works properly. Everything is bad.

0/10. This is a technical nightmare. Even if this game looks fun to you (which it really shouldn't), remember that it is 10 bucks, and you can do so much more with the ten bucks. I'm genuinely upset that I spent nine dollars on this.
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記録時間: 0.7 時間
投稿日: 2014年3月12日
I typically dont review games. Especially ones I've played for 44 minutes. But, thats as far as I could play this game. Its.. really, really bad. I felt like I was playing a FPS from the late 90's. Graphics are substandard, sound is reptitive and quite low quality, and the cutscenes are quite laughable. They are literally 2 characters standing there, with the camera rotating around, and occasionally focusing on.. well.. a dark field? I wasnt sure, as there was little to no detail.

Now Ive bought plenty of games in early access, and if this was an Alpha, with additional graphical upgrades, sound, etc to come, then I wouldnt be too critical of it. But.. this is it. There is snow falling inside of rooms. Fog in closed off hall ways. Bricked up rooms. Stairs that are so steep that you have to hop up when you get to the top step. The punch animation looks like a piece of paper with chain mail on it.

The final straw for me was when I entered the dining room, to obtain the oil needed to light my torch. It was on top of a cabinet. A cabinet I could only climb by backtracking in the room, climbing a oveturned table, climbing half way up the wall, and then walking over to hop on top.

Is this what the waitress would have done had I asked for some oil for my green salad?
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記録時間: 0.1 時間
投稿日: 2014年3月12日
Terrifyingly bad. The theme song is sorta ok, but the graphics are hideous, reminding me of a time when 3D accellerators had 4mb of video ram. Except most games back then managed to look good. Yet with such minimal graphics the framerate lags like hell, and this is on a computer that can get 60+ FPS from Crysis 3. Also, I think a 3 year old may have written the story.
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おすすめしません
記録時間: 0.0 時間
投稿日: 2015年6月14日
This game just changed my screen resolution to 800x600 or so and stucked at black screen so I have to close it manually in task manager but this piece of gamedev won't close saying:

Unable to terminate process.
The operation could not be completed.
Acces is denied.

So the only option was to restart my PC. Hilarious.
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おすすめしません
記録時間: 0.8 時間
投稿日: 2014年3月19日
Please for the love Celestia, Luna, God, Buddha, Allah, Jehovah, Kali, Shiva, Bramha, Osiris, Ra, Bast, Sobek, Thor, Odin, Zeus, Posieden, Athena, Bacchus, Apollo, Qeutzlcoatl and whatever other gods that once were held holy and still are DO NOT but this game its intro level is possibly the most conveluted mess of back tracking nonsense ever. I didnt even want to play beyond the point when I got the first weapon. Its not worth 10 dollars or even a dollar. Please just avoid it it stinks.
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記録時間: 0.5 時間
投稿日: 2015年5月26日
Where do i start ...
First of all i didn't buy the game, I bought a 5 key pack for 2 $.
This game is incomplete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t, the problem is the developer wanted to earn money like the big companies but he failed at 1 point : the big companies only give u a half ♥♥♥ game like AC:Unity but this ♥♥♥♥ is not even 20 % finished. It is the biggest piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t on steam which i have explored.
Furthermore, the textures and the performance of this game (in this case it's just a piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t) are just ridiculous.The Dev's deserve a punch, right in the balls, for this mother♥♥♥♥ing trash. EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥T!!
DO NOT BUY THIS GAME !!!!!!
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投稿日: 2015年9月13日
The Slaughtering Grounds has better combat.
Pac-man has a more gripping story.
The original Resident Evil has better voice-work.
The graphics hold up worse than Pong, and this was released last year.

This game stars a knight who is so inept that jumping hurts him, walking into crates paralyzes him, and swinging his sword causes him to spin 30 degrees. The first level is a key-hunt that is completely impossible to complete without a walkthrough. Even with one, it's still absurdly aggravating. The second level forces you to wander a tiny forest killing enemies that may or may not respawn. After killing about five enemies, I made the mistake of pressing the spacebar, causing me to jump and promptly drop dead.
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記録時間: 0.3 時間
投稿日: 2014年3月23日
I did not get too far with this game, it was so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-I-N-G horrible. First off you have to sit through 8 minutes of the credits EVERY time you start the game, no jumping right to the menu. The graphics are REALLY bad, like something a game design student might produce as a freshman. voice acting is pure amateur, the characters lips don' t even move. Mouse sensitivity is low, its like you are drunk or your connection is laggy. Controls are not customizable WASD to move and thats it. This alone is a deal killer for the Munkey.

Go ahead and buy it, see for yourself what an awful, horrible peice of crap this is.
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記録時間: 0.7 時間
投稿日: 2014年4月21日
i must be living in some alternate universe where the community as a whole tries to greenlight the most horrifyingly terrible abominations that it can find
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記録時間: 0.8 時間
投稿日: 2015年1月24日
There is nothing good about this game... It looks and feels like a student rushed this in a week as a project due for their college course or something. DO NOT GET THIS UNLESS YOU ARE RICH AND WANT TO WASTE YOUR MONEY!
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記録時間: 0.6 時間
投稿日: 2014年9月1日
Oh my god.

This game is hilarious.

Nearly everything is this game is done WRONG. COMICALLY WRONG.

Oh where do I start? How about basic controls?

Press spacebar to jump. Jump once and you fall twice, the second time being gravity kicking in after the preset fall animation.

Hold spacebar to do your impression of a rabbit on meth. Boingboingboingboingboingboing. Careful though, you can get fall damage from jumping too much. Seriously.

Press M1 to bring up a mutated, paralyzed left hand, completed with an elongated pinkie finger and a stretched texture.

Press M2 to bring up another mutated, paralyzed arm with a tapered, shrunken hand holding a pebble. It reels back, unmovingly, as if made of wood, then quickly forward again, throwing the pebble...which gently floats to the ground. Physics!

There is no crouch or run button (shift does nothing).

There is no map ('M' changes the mouse sensitivity) and no hints or aids in finding quest items. Now, I'm all for a little open-world exploration. Not every game needs a big old Bioshock arrow pointing at anything of interest. But this is the polar opposite. Here, there first level is a castle full of winding, identical corridors, and the first mission in that level is to find a sword and some keys. I managed to find one of the keys through blind explortion. It was difficult, though because it was the same color as everything else: greyish brown, and had nothing indicating its presence. No outline, no environmental context, not even so much as a reaction from the character when looking right at it.

Press Escape to see the tiny, 200x200 pixel menu. The itty-bitty options are mostly miscellaneous graphical options, like blood decals. If TotalBiscuit ever did a WTF on DS-AoE, he might have to start playing the game BEFORE the ten minute mark, since there's not much twiddling to be done with a menu like this.

As for me, I ended my game after I jumped on even terrain and the fall damage killed me. Then the game crashed. Yup.

This is a walking simulator for insomniacs. Or, alternatively, comedy gold for people who love to laugh at terrible games. Either way, it's too bad to pass up. I recommend it.
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記録時間: 0.5 時間
投稿日: 2014年4月30日
There isn't a whole lot more that can be said about this game that hasn't already been said. It's bad. Not even fun bad, just plain old regular BAD. But let's go over it, shall we?

First, the graphics. Everyone knows this. Take one look at the screenshots, it's not too difficult to tell how utterly atrocious they are. The game's description on Steam says that the game has an old-school look to it, (or something like that, I can't be bothered to look up the exact quote) but old-school doesn't even begin to describe it. Castlevania is old-school. Zelda 64 is old-school. Doom is old-school. This game's graphics, on the other hand, just look like they were ♥♥♥♥ out by the leftovers from Morrowind, which in my admitedly unpopular opinion, has not aged well at all.

Second, let's talk about the controls. You can't keybind anything. You can make some adjustments to mouse sensitivity, and invert the mouse's Y axis, but that's it. Don't like the layout? Well, ♥♥♥♥ you. Your character's movement, too, is just weird in general. Movement is very sluggish. Everything seems a bit zoomed in, but if you zoom out, it still just feels nauseating. Combat, if you've got the patience to even get to it (I'll get back to that), is painfully bare. There's no strategy involved whatsoever. Hit your enemy, pull back, then go back in for another hit. Rinse and repeat.

Third, let's talk about the story. What's the story? A bunch of monsters and/or people in scary get-up have been ravaging the land, and got into the castle. They killed all the guards, and took all the money, taxes (yes, taxes), and swords. Also, they took this guy's sister, and you better save her, because you're in love with her. The only image we see of said woman is awkwardly animated, with flailing arms and a grand total of one facial expression. Now normally I wouldn't complain too much about the damsel in distress trope, overused though it may be, but the way this game goes about it is just stupid, to the point where I had to stop after the cutscene to finish laughing. Basic isn't even the word, bad is closer to what I'm looking for.

Okay, now here's the big one. How would you expect a fantasy hack and slash video game to open? A tutorial level? Sure. What's in the tutorial level? A few low-level baddies for you to kill, with a few different weapons to try out? Nah, that'd just be asinine. Instead, let's have the tutorial level be a stupidly complex find the key quest, in an overly large castle? Yup, that sounds good to me. Yeah, no litterally, the FIRST instructions you are given in the game are to find a bunch of keys so you can get a sword. But it's not like you just find one key and get your reward. A key opens a door, which opens a chest, which gives you some unnecessary item, which lets you get another key, which THEN lets you get the sword. And all of it is separated between different rooms in this quite large castle.


All this makes the game seem REALLY bad. It is. But the worst thing about this game, I repeat, the WORST thing about this game is nothing I have mentioned thus far. What ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me off most about this game is that Barnabas Collins didn't even get a single appearance. Or Quentin, or Angelique. 0/10 Worst Game Ever.


No, but really, what's with the title, guys? It's not some super obscure thing, Dark Shadows was pretty dang popular back in its day. And okay, even if you didn't know about the show, how could you completely avoid the recent shipwreck of a remake Tim Burton ♥♥♥♥ out a couple years ago? That's a lawsuit waiting to happen there.
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記録時間: 2.4 時間
投稿日: 2014年10月19日
This is quite possibly the worst game I've ever played.
The concept is interesting enough, and the game would've been good (if it was done properly).

The graphics are not retro: Half-Life 1 looks better than this game. The performance is really poor, especially if you enable the all the effects.
The gameplay is laughable, with most of the weapons using the same animations.
The sound is horrible, with voice acting worse than The Town With No Name.

(I understand that this game was made by a few persons, but it really isn't acceptable to ask 8,99 for this)

Story: 2
Graphics: 1
Gameplay: 3
Challenge: 5
Sound: 3
Replayability: 0

ENJOYMENT: 0
FRUSTRATION: 8
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記録時間: 1.2 時間
投稿日: 2014年8月28日
This is NOT a game. This is some strange game PROJECT that somehow found it's way to Steam and got a price tag. I paid $1.35 USD for it, and got ripped off - if that helps explain the value of this game to you.

The starting quest is a quest that most people won't even complete because of the horrid level design and ridiculously low amount of thought put into it. All you need to do is find keys to open a chest and some doors to eventually find a sword that you will take with you into battle against monsters. However, just getting that far is a nightmare of boredom, and awful gameplay that will leave you feeling queezy from the graphics and motion blur in the game alone. I had my PC set to the highest graphics option (1600x900) and still just moving through the game made me feel dizzy and sick to my stomach, and no game has EVER done that to me. This is a first.

The gameplay also suffers from ridiculous elements that make no sense. You start with a field of view zoomed in way to far to actually see much at all, and when you figure out the controls (J and K keys) to zoom out, you'll see your own two sadly deformed looking arms which much more closely resemble "tentacles" then they do arms. Be careful jumping as well, as jumping on level ground might hurt you and take away about HALF of your health bar, but later when you fight a giant ugly troll monster, his bashing you in the head only takes about 1/12th of your health away. Makes perfect sense, right?

If you can play this game and find your sword without needing to google or youtube for help, it would be amazing as it's very easy to just make endless circles cursing at how crappy the game is, feels, and looks and not seeing the damn keys or the parts needed to make a torch. All part of the most ubsurd level and game design I have ever experienced in my gaming life.

So, once you get your sword and get to battle monsters, it "must" get better right? HAHAHAHA! Funny!! Now it's just a matter of spamming your mouse buttons when near a mob while you back up to try and prevent it from hitting you. There is absolutely no skill involved in the fighting at all, and the action looks about as good and entertaining as watching two house flies "getting it on" on your wall.

Queezy motion and dull graphics. Uninspired, never thought-out level design, mess of a game. This is one of the worst games you will ever play. So if you find it on sale for around $1 and just want a laugh or perhaps to make yourself sick so you don't have to go to school, then sure.. go ahead and buy it. Otherwise, you've been warned.

My Scale of 1 -10 scores:
Graphics: 0 (blurry, motion-lagged graphics will leave you feeling queezy for sure)
Sound: 0 (your sword hitting a wooden crate sounds like jingle bells)
Gameplay: 0 (There's no fun here unless you just want a horrible game to mock and make fun of)
Value: 0 (Even at $1, this game will make you feel cheated and robbed)

Overall: One the absolute worst and stupidest games ever produced, much less sold for actual money.
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記録時間: 1.3 時間
投稿日: 2014年8月8日
Everything about the game is wrong. In a word, Horrible, just Horrible. With the big H.

The music couldn't be fantastic, the sounds couldn't be exact to the actions (and awful too), the graphics may be somewhat similar to vomit and not even close to the screenshots at the store page, but damnit... the gameplay is awfully slow, hard and confusing all together.

Most of the time you will try to understand where you have to go and what you have to do, since there isn't any plot, and the voices are done in the way to don't let you understand a damn thing on what it's happening and what you have to do.

The fights are challenging. In a VERY bad way. The swing animation of your weapon takes much more time than your enemies's, and it's really hard to hit your enemy in such way. If the game wasn't hard enough already, there are scarred in every bugged area some bugged food, that are intended to restore your bugged health that you lost in a bugged way while you were fighting bugged orcs and skeletons trying to enjoy this bugged game at a bugged price.

And, dulcis in fundo, the controls, the controls... Yes, the controls...
Better if i skip this point and get to the end:
Do. Not. Get. This. This. this... Thing.

P.S.: 9€? No, it's 8,99€... DO NOT!
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記録時間: 0.5 時間
投稿日: 2015年8月19日
... and this game costs 9 euro?!? i started with hope that atleast the beginning of the game will be bug free... find a key and sword... i was walking around for 20 min until i decided to look walktrough aaaaaaand... the enemy is not spawned i can't get a weapon and can't continue. WOW.. just wow! this game is in my list for worst games ever! i can't pass tutorial!

the UI is horrible, the game crashes often, save works 50% of the time, the loading screen reminds me "the forest" in its early aplha versions...

its like pre-aplha stage game!!! i will never install this JUNK on my computer!

... FROM NOW ON I WILL READ REVIEWS BEFORE BUYING SUCH GAMES!
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記録時間: 5.5 時間
投稿日: 2014年12月31日
While it's an impressive effort for mostly 1 person, there isn't much to this game. It starts very slow and only picks up a little; once you're a few levels in, you've experienced most of the game. There are a lot of weapons... that act the exact same way (besides the projectile weapons).

The visuals are passable as is the audio, and I rather liked the music. Unfortunately, it was tedium going through the game performing the same actions all the time and only varying it simply to see something different. I can scarcely recommend this game, even if you can get it for super cheap. Overall, not terrible but nothing great either.
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