It's a story as old as time itself! Monsters/aliens/experiment gone wrong kill everyone in the research facility, the hero comes, saves the day and leaves a mess behind! Now this place needs a new hero! A hero to clean the blood and bodies! Congratulations, dear reader, that hero is you!
Equiped with a broom, blood/mess sniffer and your bloody hands (literaly and figuratively), your job is to clean this place from the top to bottom! That includes blood, bodies, "we are doomed" written with blood on the wall, bullet shells and bullet holes! Especially bullet holes! We don't want the scientists hiding drugs in there!
Now that you know you job, let's talk specifics! You get a box from the box machine, throw the garbage in the box, carry the box back to the incinerator, repeat untill no more garbage! Well, no more bodies BUT HOLY ♥♥♥♥, DICKWAD! There's bloody footprints everywhere and blood is still on the wall! Don't stare there like a dumb idiot, get a bucket of water from the water bucket machine and clean this up! The water is bloody now, now burn the bloody water bucket and don't... HOLY ♥♥♥♥! YOU'VE SPILLED BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! THIS GAME HAS PHYSICS, SO BE CAREFULL! Get another one from the water bucket machine! Well, look at that, the bucket machine gave you a bloody hand! Well, tough ♥♥♥♥, press the button again and hope you get a bucket and throw this hand in the incinerator!
By now you've probably cleaned everything, time to sign out and end you shift! Well ♥♥♥♥, you forgot a bullet shell to burn and a scientist tripped, fell and died of brain concusion! GOOD JOB, YOU'RE FIRED! TOO BAD, SO SAD! And that's the whole game! How they made a minimum wage job and cleaning fun is beyond me!
Now, you think this game is ugly! IT'S NOT, DICKWAD! It runs on ♥♥♥♥ing Unreal 3 engine! For a game that's about cleaning, that's ♥♥♥♥ing amazingly suprising!
By the time I'm writing this, the game is still in early alpha! Now, some of you are starting to look for another game AND WHO SAID YOU CAN DO THAT?! KEEP READING! The devs are updating the game reguraly, from bug fixes to new maps!
Overall, the game is reguraly updated, the gameplay is fun (for some reason), it looks great and it's great if you don't want to think a lot when you play or just want to unleash your inner janitor!