Surgeon Simulator 2013 is a darkly humorous over-the-top operation sim game where players become Nigel Burke, a would-be surgeon taking life into his own shaky hands, performing life-saving surgical maneuvers on a passive patient. Why not check out 'I am Bread' - the prequel to Surgeon Simulator!
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Release Date: Apr 19, 2013

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June 9

Making Inside Donald Trump Great(er) Again!



We have some bug-squishing AND charming updates for you today. Want to know what they are? Tough, we’re not telling you. JUST KIDDING! Here they are:

When you grab the vodka, Trump’s mouth will now open, allowing for smooth, easy delivery into his mouth!

Many of you had been complaining that you had all of the achievements except “Small Loan From Your Father”. It was pretty tricky to get (read: ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE). We’ve made it a little easier for you, because we care.

JUST FOR YOU! The gift and make-up in the reception area are now physical objects that can be moved and thrown around. You haven’t lived if you haven’t thrown lipstick all over the house - and now you don’t have to take our word for it.

After entering your email into the Club Bossa sign-up box, it will now transform back to the regular sketch pad which you can draw on with the pen. You can’t use make-up to draw on the pad, unfortunately. Save it for something important, like Donald’s face!

Sometimes, the laser wouldn’t turn on when you picked it up, for no reason at all - excuses being ‘not enough coffee’, ‘don’t like you’ and ‘zZZZzzz’. We took it away for ‘re-education’, and now it always will (and be happy about it).

Somehow, during an update, the Surgeon Simulator soundtrack disappeared. Whether it was Leo’s fault, or ‘just happened’ isn’t up for discussion. The point is - it has been re-added to the game. Prepare your ears for the JOY!
Occasionally, when you popped a floppy disk into the drive, the videos didn’t display properly. That made some of you sad, and it made all of us VERY sad. We fixed it.

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June 7

The best of the Inside Donald Trump Let's Plays...so far!

HEY!

It's been a big (half) week, hasn't it? Just in case you've been stuck with no internet for a few days, here's what you missed - A GAMEPLAY TRAILER FOR INSIDE DONALD TRUMP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk2wuT9GW3Y

So that's our video, but what about you? Here's a selection of some of the best Let's Play videos that we've seen so far. Think yours is better? SHARE IT WITH US! There are a good few to watch, so this is probably a good time to grab some pizza, or a cup of tea, or a cat to hug or something.

Got it? Good. Here we go....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C45Rsa-WkJs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdbW8lgCWBA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6idITXGKwkE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKcvSFBuOvY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvvdGwTiqb8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbAH09_0WKs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0YPPSaOE9M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kziAzCp0nz0

So there you are. Things of beauty.

Seriously though, if yours is awesome too, tweet it at us and we'll take a look. Here is our Twitter.

LOVE YOU!

The Surgeon Simulator Team.
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Reviews

“Few games take that odd, occasional gulf between what you intend to happen and what actually occurs on screen and fill it with such comedy.” Edge

“No matter how sophisticated you like your humour, seeing someone fail under the influence of a goofy physics engine is always funny.” The Guardian

“Famously (and intentionally) difficult to control and often hilarious, this game requires a strong stomach and no morals whatsoever.” Red Bull

“Surgeon Simulator 2013 is hardly a simulation, but it makes medical malpractice an absolute delight.” Gamespot 80%

“A dark, gruesome, and hilarious take on this life-saving vocation.” GameTrailer 80%

Surgeon Simulator: Inside Donald Trump – How do I get it?!

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Malpractice Makes Perfect.

Surgeon Simulator 2013 is a darkly humorous over-the-top operation sim game where players become Nigel Burke, a would-be surgeon taking life into his own shaky hands, performing life-saving surgical manoeuvres on passive patients. Curious to know how Bob, the patient ended up on the operating table? Check out 'I am Bread' - the prequel to Surgeon Simulator, also available on Steam!

The original prototype – developed in just 48 hours at the 2013 Global Game Jam in January – challenged players to complete a heart transplant, armed only with an arsenal of clumsy and inappropriate tools and a hand that was diabolically difficult to control, using a combination of keyboard and mouse actions.

The full Steam version comes with additional features, operations and environments. From carrying out terrifying transplants in theatre to surgical procedures in the back of an ambulance, Surgeon Simulator 2013 now takes operating to the next level.

Surgeon Simulator 2013 Contains:

- TF2 mode – be the Medic and operate on the Heavy!

- Alien Autopsy level – Surgery in space!
- New achievements to explore and brag about!
- More operations including double kidney transplant and brain transplant
- New visuals and a pumping new soundtrack

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS:Windows XP
    • Processor:2.0 GHz
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Nvidia Geforce 7800 GT or better
    • DirectX®:9.0
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Recommended:
    • OS:Windows 7
    • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
    • DirectX®:9.0
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Minimum:
    • OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
    • Processor:1.7 GHz
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:1024x768 or greater desktop screen resolution (Intel hd 3000 or comparable)
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Recommended:
    • OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
    • Processor:2.4 GHz
    • Memory:4 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Nvidia GT 130 or comparable
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Minimum:
    • OS:Ubuntu 13.04
    • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
Customer reviews
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Gatto
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: June 27
Product received for free
Break all simulator
10/10
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Jam0050
( 5.9 hrs on record )
Posted: June 27
This is the most dumb game ever
DONT PLAY IT
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Mental_Ash
( 0.6 hrs on record )
Posted: June 27
Oh lord okay, so its really hard to contorl at first but once you get the hang of it, its hilarious.
10/10 Would shove Trump vodka down trumps throat
Helpful? Yes No Funny
musicman585
( 3.2 hrs on record )
Posted: June 27
I still need to figure out how to pick up tools! this is a great game, and extremely challanging at first but still very funny.
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Hijacked Musket
( 8.0 hrs on record )
Posted: June 27
Trump for god 2016
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Pauven
( 11.1 hrs on record )
Posted: June 27
This is possibly the best game I have ever created. You can use a fire extinguisher to perform brain surgery, what more can you ask for?
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MotanuVader
( 3.3 hrs on record )
Posted: June 27
Good game
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Pandemic87
( 7.9 hrs on record )
Posted: June 26
Simple and fun. I had a great time with all the extra content. This game is very clever and silly.
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
372 of 476 people (78%) found this review helpful
141 people found this review funny
Recommended
18.9 hrs on record
Posted: June 2
10/10 Operated on the god emperor.
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255 of 334 people (76%) found this review helpful
144 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.4 hrs on record
Posted: June 3
BUILD THE WALL AND MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

9/11 WALLS
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116 of 143 people (81%) found this review helpful
162 people found this review funny
Recommended
2.0 hrs on record
Posted: June 2
I heard video games make people violent, so I figured this game would make me a good surgeon. It seemed to have worked, because my patients die in real life just like in the game
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124 of 176 people (70%) found this review helpful
60 people found this review funny
Recommended
4.0 hrs on record
Posted: June 3
Game is worth it since it allows you to make America great again.
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191 of 286 people (67%) found this review helpful
75 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: June 2
make america great again
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105 of 151 people (70%) found this review helpful
63 people found this review funny
Recommended
6.9 hrs on record
Posted: June 2
Finally reinstalled Surgeon Sim after hearing about Trump Surgery.

Was not disappointed

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31 of 39 people (79%) found this review helpful
43 people found this review funny
Recommended
13.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 3
The one time I was serious about saving the patient. He died quicker than when i try to kill him.
R.i.p Bob
10/10 would try again even bob would have agreed but he can't, He is dead
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66 of 105 people (63%) found this review helpful
25 people found this review funny
Recommended
10.5 hrs on record
Posted: June 2
Make America great again

from trump
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23 of 30 people (77%) found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: June 3
Just so you know, you gotta sign up to something using your email to get the donald trump stuff, it isn't just unlocked with purchase of the anniversary edition.

Apart from that, good game, and it makes me hate my life, would recommend to anyone that struggles with keeping calm.
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17 of 22 people (77%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
Recommended
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: June 3
For Donald Trump surgery, actually it's every players' choice for his fate.

Every players' Freedom to style their gameplay.

If you support Trump, save him by placing the golden heart.
If you don't.... well, have your Freedom to do what you like on him.
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