Surgeon Simulator 2013 is a darkly humorous over-the-top operation sim game where players become Nigel Burke, a would-be surgeon taking life into his own shaky hands, performing life-saving surgical maneuvers on a passive patient. Why not check out 'I am Bread' - the prequel to Surgeon Simulator!
User reviews:
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Mostly Positive (342 reviews) - 73% of the 342 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Very Positive (11,876 reviews) - 83% of the 11,876 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 19, 2013

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July 20

DONALD TRUMP AMA

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June 30

Inside Donald Trump $100 Billion Wallpaper!

Just because we 're nice, and you lot are after spending over $100 billion on surgery in Inside Donald Trump, here's an image you can use as your new desktop wallpaper. featuring The Donald.

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Reviews

“Few games take that odd, occasional gulf between what you intend to happen and what actually occurs on screen and fill it with such comedy.” Edge

“No matter how sophisticated you like your humour, seeing someone fail under the influence of a goofy physics engine is always funny.” The Guardian

“Famously (and intentionally) difficult to control and often hilarious, this game requires a strong stomach and no morals whatsoever.” Red Bull

“Surgeon Simulator 2013 is hardly a simulation, but it makes medical malpractice an absolute delight.” Gamespot 80%

“A dark, gruesome, and hilarious take on this life-saving vocation.” GameTrailer 80%

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Surgeon Simulator 2013 is a darkly humorous over-the-top operation sim game where players become Nigel Burke, a would-be surgeon taking life into his own shaky hands, performing life-saving surgical manoeuvres on passive patients. Curious to know how Bob, the patient ended up on the operating table? Check out 'I am Bread' - the prequel to Surgeon Simulator, also available on Steam!

The original prototype – developed in just 48 hours at the 2013 Global Game Jam in January – challenged players to complete a heart transplant, armed only with an arsenal of clumsy and inappropriate tools and a hand that was diabolically difficult to control, using a combination of keyboard and mouse actions.

The full Steam version comes with additional features, operations and environments. From carrying out terrifying transplants in theatre to surgical procedures in the back of an ambulance, Surgeon Simulator 2013 now takes operating to the next level.

Surgeon Simulator 2013 Contains:

- TF2 mode – be the Medic and operate on the Heavy!

- Alien Autopsy level – Surgery in space!
- New achievements to explore and brag about!
- More operations including double kidney transplant and brain transplant
- New visuals and a pumping new soundtrack

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS:Windows XP
    • Processor:2.0 GHz
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Nvidia Geforce 7800 GT or better
    • DirectX®:9.0
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Recommended:
    • OS:Windows 7
    • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
    • DirectX®:9.0
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Minimum:
    • OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
    • Processor:1.7 GHz
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:1024x768 or greater desktop screen resolution (Intel hd 3000 or comparable)
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Recommended:
    • OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
    • Processor:2.4 GHz
    • Memory:4 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Nvidia GT 130 or comparable
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
    Minimum:
    • OS:Ubuntu 13.04
    • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
    • Memory:2 GB RAM
    • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
    • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
    • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
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Mostly Positive (342 reviews)
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★LoftFives★
( 8.9 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
Its fun being a drunk donkey they call "a doctor"
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augusto
( 0.2 hrs on record )
Posted: July 26
Innovative games! That's what we expect!
Should I become a doctor now?!
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VøҲīīq
( 3.0 hrs on record )
Posted: July 26
Old but awesome. Purchased it for 80% off :D
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The Insane Penguin
( 6.7 hrs on record )
Posted: July 26
As a poor, starving citizen of the tribal village of London, Africa, I was faced with a crisis on how to spend my money. Feed my 3 starving children, or spend £1.39 on Surgeon Simulator. As I couldn't care less about my children, I went with the latter. I played it so much that not only did I refuse to feed them, I forgot to give them water and the real superpower of love. My children are now dead because of this game. Thanks, Surgeon Simulator. Thanks for killing my children.
DEAD CHILDREN/10 would anime again.
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daddy
( 0.3 hrs on record )
Posted: July 26
>be me, a surgeon by education
>discover the subject
>"o ♥♥♥♥ im gonna rock at this game"
>start game
>okthiscantbetoohard.wav
>"what the ♥♥♥♥ are these controls"
>try using normal surgery tools like scalpel and bonesaw
>screw everything up
>get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ off, exterminate the dude's rip cage with literally everything lying around you
>screw everything up even more
>the guy is bleeding now
>start panicking
>stab yourself with a syringe
>get on your first acid trip
>become so damn irked that you just close the game

8/10, im getting a refund
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ist5tf
( 0.1 hrs on record )
Posted: July 26
lolk is s
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Super Drunk Guy
( 2.3 hrs on record )
Posted: July 25
tried to be a pleb letsplayer with this game, thats when i realized nobody likes me.
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Rose Collie
( 3.9 hrs on record )
Posted: July 25
I am so bad at this game, but it's more fun that way.
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Valgash 98
( 0.4 hrs on record )
Posted: July 25
This game is very good for a simulator and is very funny


9/10
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
25 of 29 people (86%) found this review helpful
23 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.8 hrs on record
Posted: June 30
Saw a shortcut to this on my doctor's desktop.

8/9 Confident they're well trained.
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12 of 16 people (75%) found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: July 2
We all unlocked the "Flipping the Bird" achievement by accident, right?
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9 of 15 people (60%) found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 27
Oh lord okay, so its really hard to contorl at first but once you get the hang of it, its hilarious.
10/10 Would shove Trump vodka down trumps throat
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12 of 21 people (57%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
15.1 hrs on record
Posted: July 16
Umm, so I have had this game for a few years and haven't played it much. You probably know a bunch of people on youtube who have played it in the past and have gotten mad with the difficult controls, and even if it's the real deal I find that I as well can't even play for 20 seconds without losing my mind. It controls bad (on purpose) and even if you complete the level and for example put the new heart in, it glitches out somethimes for me and the level never ends... you just sit there and do nothing. I have nothing against the people who made the game but I just don't like the game/controls. If you like the game that's fine but I would not have bought it if I would have known any better.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
7.4 hrs on record
Posted: July 7
Game: Surgeon Simulator 2013
Price: 9.99(I got it for 1.99 on a sale. No, not the summer sale)
Made with: Unity
Developers: Bossa Studios

About
Surgeon Simulator is a Simulation, and physics game where you are needed to use the tools in your surroundings to do Transplants(Ex. Heart, Brain). You must use the certain keys on your keyboard to close a finger. Close 4/5 fingers and see if you get an achievement. :).

Review
I think that this game has a charm and is very diffcult, fun, and amazing. Bossa Studios did a very good job making this game. It surprised me that it was made with unity. I just love this game!! Yes it is worth 10 dollars.

Pros/Cons

Pros:
-Fun
-Difficult
-Keeps you coming back
-Humorous
-Good music

Cons:
-Few glithces, but none that are easy to notice
-The freaking watch. ALWAYS. ALWAYS. ALWAYS. THE FREAKING WATCH

Other than that, no cons

Ratings
Gameplay: 9/10
Music: 9.5/10
Humor: 9/10
Replayability: 8.5/10

Overall rating: 9/10. <---Good rating. GET IT BOI
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
2.3 hrs on record
Posted: July 25
tried to be a pleb letsplayer with this game, thats when i realized nobody likes me.
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
Recommended
6.5 hrs on record
Posted: July 18
I like this game because its like your actually doing the surgery. Its also very very very realistic. I like the fact you have one arm though. Its funny. I also like the donald trump update. I gave him the golden heart!:D i hope this review helped you.
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3 of 4 people (75%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
4.9 hrs on record
Posted: July 25
gave me so much ♥♥♥♥ing stress i think i actually need a brain and heart surgery after this
♥♥♥♥ you
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
3.9 hrs on record
Posted: July 7
Surgeon Simulator is one of the hardest games I have ever played. It is darkly humorous, and I would totally recommend it to anyone looking for a challenging game. I would also recommend you get the anniversery edition, for it features a level where you operate on Donald Trump
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: July 15
it's the hardest game I have ever played...10/10 would try again
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