A satirical look at the current trajectory of the game industry. Open loot boxes, collect loot, equip cosmetics, face off against the dark lord, watch ads, take surveys, and slowly succumb to addiction.
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Positive (23) - 86% of the 23 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Jul 27, 2018

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September 2

0.3.1 Update

Hey everyone! 0.3.1 is a small update with some minor bug fixes and some tweaks to the inventory. Save files from 0.1.2 onward have been tested and are compatible.

Bug Fixes
  • Sound Menu being unable to be closed in certain situations is fixed
  • “Are You Sure?” and “Save First” prompts in Tutorial fixed
  • If “Loot Box Opening Sounds” was saved as off, it will now load that correctly

Patch Notes
  • Default selected item in Inventory is now your currently selected item
  • Inventory code optimized to be more efficient
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August 18 Update

Some players reported issues loading old savefiles on 0.3.0. This was a tiny patch to resolve that issue. Apologies for the disruption in your loot box opening. More rigorous savefile tests will be performed before pushing future updates.
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About This Game


  • Hundreds of loot to collect: skins, boxes, accessories, skyboxes, and more!
  • A suite of minigame experiences to explore!
  • Tons of achievements to unlock!
  • Ads to watch and surveys to take!
  • and a story or something.

What are loot boxes?

Loot boxes are a popular form of monetization in video games. Similar to trading card packs, you have a chance of getting what you want when you open one. If a player runs out of boxes and still hasn’t gotten what they wanted, additional loot boxes are usually available for purchase. Almost every major game last year included them, blurring the line between games and gambling. Certain forms of loot boxes are now illegal in Belgium and the Netherlands.

System Requirements

    • OS: Windows 7 or newer
    • Processor: 3.5 GHz Intel Core i5
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9/OpenGL capable GPU
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 2 GB available space

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