Love Esquire is a romantic-comedy dating simulator, with a nostalgic touch of old-school RPG combat. Lots of plots and backstories!
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September 5

Love Esquire's Kickstarter is LIVE!!

Hello gang!

We're happy to announce that Love Esquire's Kickstarter has officially launched! Please support us and help spread the hype! We need all the help that we can get to make this campaign as successful as possible! ❤

With your help, squire will be one step closer to getting laid! Let's do this, gang! (•̀o•́)ง


SUPPORT NOW: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/yangyangmobile/love-esquire

Don't forget that we have a special early bird promo! All ✪ DIGITAL BASIC ✪ and above backers who pledged within the first 24 hours of the campaign will get a FREE Steam key and/or physical game box of The Letter! That's two of our games for just $15 USD!



Lastly, the playable demo is already available at our Itch. No worries, we will also release it here on Steam soon! :)
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August 30

Love Esquire will land on Kickstarter this Sept. 5!



Love Esquire launches on Kickstarter in 1 WEEK! Check out the preview, hit that 'notify me on launch' button, and help kickstart a lowly squire's love life! ❤

PREVIEW: https://kck.st/2MyXimh

A playable demo will also be available to the public once the campaign starts! Please share the hype! :D
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About This Game

Love Esquire is a romantic-comedy visual novel/dating simulator, with a nostalgic touch of old-school RPG combat.

In this game, you're not a famous knight, but a good-for-nothing squire who's on a quest to find man's greatest pleasure. Getting the girl won't be easy though, since most of them are waaay out of your league!

To make things worse: you have a few months left before this huge war happens, and the only thing you know is how to milk cows. Good luck cramming years worth of training into four months! If it's any consolation, you get a medal if you die. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No one believes that a lowly squire can save the world while banging – err, bagging – the girl of his dreams... but with a shitton of dumb luck, well... you might just prove them wrong!

Welcome to the world of Love Esquire, and may the fertility god have mercy on your virginity.



Nameable Hero – Whose name will these girls cry out during those scenes? You decide!

5 Dateable Waifus – More than just pretty faces, the ladies of Love Esquire have their own unique personalities, story arcs, and backstories!

Turn-based combat with a twist – As a squire, you have a number of “unconventional” ways to assist your needy knight. Properly time your actions to unleash the full potential of your skills which are simply... out of this world!

Manage your day – Allocate what little time you have in this world by forcing yourself to socialize or doing your job as a squire barely living on minimum wage.

Git gud by raising stats – Stats will have an impact on your skills during combat, and they also affect your relationship with the girls. In other words, shape up to be the ideal man for the best results!

Forge Relationships – Get to know your waifu on a personal level by being around her and talking about stuff. Sure, she’ll think you’re a creep at first, but persistence is key! As she eventually warms up to you, find out how there’s more to her than meets the eye.

Multiple Endings – What’s waiting for your squire at the end of the journey? Make decisions that will end up great or turn out to be otherwise.

Partially Voiced – So you can hear your waifus partially express their partially undying love for you!

Mature Content – This game contains subjects and themes your parents warned you about as a kid.

Moddable Content – The game will support simple modding on release. To be discussed in a future update.

Original Soundtrack – We want you to experience the feels while playing this game, and our soundtrack will see to that!

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This Game may contain content not appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work: Nudity or Sexual Content, General Mature Content

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP/Vista/7/8/10
    • Processor: Intel® Core 2 Duo
    • Memory: 3 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GTX 260 or equivalent
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 10 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.5 or higher
    • Processor: Intel® Core 2 Duo
    • Memory: 3 MB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 3000 or better
    • Storage: 10 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or newer
    • Processor: Intel® Core 2 Duo
    • Memory: 3 MB RAM
    • Graphics: GTX 260 or equivalent
    • Storage: 5 GB available space

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