Do you love opening loot crates, but hate the tedious gameplay sessions in between? Our marketing department has the game for you! Unbox random items! Get stuff, but not what you really want! Skate legal and ethical lines! Remember kids, its only a video game, so grab your parents credit card!
Recent Reviews:
Very Positive (12) - 100% of the 12 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
All Reviews:
Very Positive (997) - 94% of the 997 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Dec 11, 2017

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Includes 4 items: Questr, I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling, Astro Joust, Steamulator 2019

 

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February 11

Steamulator Patch 1.1.1

Steamulator Patch 1.1.1 is now live.

  • Deal with the Devil Bug (left swipe only) fixed
  • Duplicate Objectives Bug fixed
  • Card tuning pass
  • A few more cards added
  • Spelling and grammar fixes
  • Small bug fixes in Mini Games



As always, Thanks for Playing!

Jeff and the Mutant Team
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January 30

Prices so low we must be INSANE!!!!




Howdy Folks,

Jeff from MES here with great news for you if you're in the market for some good old fashioned entertainment! We've just launched Steamulator2019 and our showroom is overflowing! To make room for all the 2019 inventory we're having a MASSIVE BLOWOUT sale! Come down today to check out your options! For RPG lovers we've got Questr! In the market for a Multiplayer Arcade game? We've got Astro Joust! And boy howdy, if your looking to put yourself into a Parody/Satire game have we got the games for you! Check out I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling! *Slaps the hood* This bad bad boy can hold so many memes!

Come on down today!

*Mutant Entertainment is not responsible for the content of this ad. Literally this guy just showed up at the office today. We may or may not be being held against our will. Send help
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Reviews

“It's hard to say it's a "good game" but it's better than it has any right to be. It's just a loot box sim. It's all it does. But it gives you that gambling high without the gambling debt!”
Jim Sterling

“Loot Boxes are ALL THE RAGE!! So why not make a game that captures the EXTREME SATISFACTION of opening loot boxes in a safe space so you can save your money!”
Markiplier

“Other ways to get loot chests? I don't want to have to play the game to get the loot chests for I can't believe it's not gambling - can I just buy them on the Steam Community Market instead?”
"Bob" the Space Cadet

About This Game

I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling skips the boring gameplay part of your game and takes you straight to what you really care about: Opening lootboxes!

Experience the thrill of never getting the thing you really want while getting duplicate loot of the thing you don't really care about!

Features include:

  • Complete Loot System! Set of trash, common, uncommon, rare, epic, and legendary loot boxes and loot! 6 full tiers of loot boxes in development, with more on the way! Usually we just change the tint!

  • Massive Collection System! Collect them All! We'll constantly remind you of the fact that your collections are incomplete. Don't worry, you can solve that with more purchases!

  • Customize it! Loot boxes contain boxes, skins and hats. Boxes unlock... moar boxes! Get hats for your Customized Loot Box Loadout!

System Requirements

Windows
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 7
    • Processor: 1.5 Ghz Intel or AMD equivalent
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GT 730 or equivalent
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 300 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Minimum Supported Screen Resolution: 1360x768
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: 1.5 Ghz Intel or AMD equivalent
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 TI or equivalent
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 300 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Minimum Supported Screen Resolution: 1360x768
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 16.04.2 LTS
    • Processor: 1.5 Ghz Intel or AMD equivalent
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 TI
    • Storage: 300 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Minimum Supported Screen Resolution: 1360x768
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 16.04.2 LTS
    • Processor: Ubuntu 16.04.2 LTS
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 TI
    • Storage: 300 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Minimum Supported Screen Resolution: 1360x768

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