About This Game

This weeks The world's best mass llama-slaughter roguelike-lite-ish couch co-op top-down twin-stick shooter.

VALA is a frantic top-down shooter where you remotely pilot an endless supply of mechs from your ocean carrier offshore of the apocalypse, fighting through the llama hordes to take down The Llamanati.

Features

• 1 to 4 player local couch-co-op
  
• A massive, changing city to explore
  
• Every playthrough is unique
  
• Campaign and endless modes
  
• Full controller and keyboard/mouse support
  
• Dozens of weapons to unlock
  
• A plethora of perks to unlock
  
• Hundreds of bad puns, narrated for your pleasure
  
• A fancy switch to turn off blood & gore
  
• No in-game loading time, ever

How the game works

• Start each playthrough with a stock mech and guns - pray that Llamazon blesses you!
  
• Weapons and perks that you've unlocked can get dropped in by Llamazon drones
  
• There are no "health packs" - do you think this is some sort of game?!

An awesome foursome

Physics gone-wild

Take down llama scum with your special abilities

Hollywood quality CG

Llamas! Llamas everywhere!

Totally Realistic

Steam

• Over 19 Steam achievements
  
• Steam Cloud
  
• Global leaderboards

Rave Reviews

"How do you sleep at night?" - my Grandmother (really)

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Topdown fantasy violence is seen across the whole game, including trailer and media on the store page.