About This Demo

Shitford Police Simulator - Demo

You're the newest and only police officer in Shitford! Congratulations, but be warned: your job is everything. You'll chase reckless drivers who think stop signs are merely "suggestions," investigate mysterious brown deposits on Mrs. Cranberry's lawn, track down small-time marijuana growers, and handle wannabe money launderers. Don't forget to check on citizens who believe pants are optional in public spaces!

Build and Expand Your Tiny Police Station

Start with a single desk and a coffee machine that hasn't been cleaned since 1998. Unlock new tools, set up speed cameras, upgrade your equipment, and even adopt a loyal police dog significantly more competent than most of the town's population!

Small-Town Chaos Awaits

Shitford may be small, but it's packed with big problems, weird characters, and daily chaos that only a rural town can produce. Keep the peace, enforce the law, and try not to lose your sanity in this light-hearted, comedic police simulation where small-town nonsense becomes your full-time job!

Key Demo Features:

• Meet the town

• Taste of the duty

• Get Police Dog Companion

• Make your desk in Police Station

• Light-Hearted Comedy

Experience the chaos of Shitford in this free demo. Will you keep the peace or lose your sanity?

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

AI helps with artwork and audio.