Coming soon

About This Game

You owe a loan shark named Knuckles. He wants it in 14 days. You have a van, a pistol, and three friends who say they've done this before. They have not.

Every clerk, teller and manager hears what you actually say. Tell the bank manager to open the vault. Sometimes he does. Sometimes he asks why. Sometimes he asks to speak to your manager.

Order gear off Shady Mart. Drive to the job. Hit a pole on the way. Tell everyone to get down. Most of them get down. Stuff the bags and try to leave before the cops park on the steps.

On every job, one of your friends might be working for Knuckles. You find out at the end. It was the guy driving the van. It's always the guy driving the van.

Play solo or with up to 3 friends online. Every run reshuffles the doors, guards, staff and loot, so the plan never survives the first sentence.

Rob bank. Yell at manager. Get shot. Go to jail.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Some store art (capsules and banner clips) was made with AI image and video tools from real game footage, then edited by the developer. Some character voices are AI-generated. During play, characters reply to what players say or type using an AI language model.

Name of AI model included with the game: Qwen 3.5 (4B), an open-weights language model. Speech-to-text: Whisper. Text-to-speech: Kokoro.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Cartoon heist game. Players rob banks with guns, take hostages and can shoot police, guards and each other, with small pixelated blood effects. The hideout has a play-money roulette table (no real money, nothing to buy). Characters reply live to what players say or type using AI, so dialogue can vary.