An idle game written in immaculate bureaucratic prose. Stamp matters, staff the counters, file for Reorganization and feed the office horse per Form OH-1. Processing continues in your absence, as required by policy. Inquiries will not be accepted.

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Запланированная дата выхода: 3 ноя. 2026 г.

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Об этой игре

Welcome to your first day at the Division of Matter Processing. Matters are to be stamped. The stamp has been issued.

An intern becomes a Division, a Division becomes a Data Center, and a Data Center eventually becomes the Federal Bureau of Interdimensional Affairs. Jurisdiction expands accordingly. Every matter is logged in full, including those received from adjacent realities.

Scope of Services (per SOP 1-A)

  • Ten premises, from the Intern to the Federal Bureau of Interdimensional Affairs
  • 69 upgrades, including a second monitor and a fax from an adjacent reality
  • Reorganization (Form RO-9): The Agency is dissolved and re-established; your years of service remain on file
  • Three career tracks with real trade-offs: Civil Service Track, Customer Service, Digital Modernization Initiative
  • A Field Office for Forms Management, which produces the forms required to operate the Field Office
  • 141 commendations with case numbers, some of them confidential
  • Incidents: grant approvals, audits, unattended binders in the hallway
  • A coffee machine operated in accordance with the Coffee SOP
  • The Final Disposition in seven determinations, for employees with tenure

Operational Notes

  • Processing continues while the window is minimized or closed.
  • Two complete editions: English in an American agency, German in a German one. Switch in the settings, no restart required.
  • Records are retained via Steam Cloud.
  • No internet connection, no ads, no in-game purchases. The Agency is funded by matters.

The office horse is in the hallway.

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Вот как разработчики описывают контент в игре, сгенерированный ИИ:

Text content (both language editions and the store page) and graphics were created with the assistance of generative AI (Claude by Anthropic) and reviewed and approved by the developer. Sound effects are taken from a free online sound library (CC0 and CC BY) and are not AI-generated. The game does not generate any content with AI while running.

Системные требования

    Минимальные:
    • 64-разрядные процессор и операционная система
    • ОС: Windows 10, 64-bit
    • Процессор: Dual core, 2 GHz
    • Оперативная память: 4 GB ОЗУ
    • Видеокарта: Any, integrated graphics are sufficient
    • DirectX: версии 11
    • Место на диске: 400 MB
    Рекомендованные:
    • 64-разрядные процессор и операционная система
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