I just hate scalpers. So I made a game about bonking them so they don't come back! Figure out who the scalpers and sitters are and BONK THEM! Duel people in Cut The Line and be the hero the city.

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Planned Release Date: Nov 4, 2026

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About This Game

I HATE SCALPERS. SO WE BONK THEM!

Never liked scalpers. Always making my card prices go up and never available. I just want to collect them! So I made a game to bonk them away. 

Ask them questions. Bonk, duel or a true fan?

Interogate. Find discrepencies. Use ur UV light if you have to!

Duel them and win in tournaments in Cut The Line

Build your home for your growing collection

I Hate Scalpers

  • Evidence system to find sitters and scalpers. Connect them and confront!

  • Cut The Line card game for dueling, tournaments

  • Full card collection for you to build and play with, or find the holographics

  • Customize you room for you to add to your collection, display your trophies

  • More hammers and more capes to unlock - fitting for a hero

  • I hate scalpers!

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10 64-bit
    • Processor: Dual-core, 2.0 GHz (Intel i3-2100 / AMD FX-4100 or later)
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DX11, 1 GB VRAM, Intel HD 4000 / GT 630 / Radeon HD 6570
    • Storage: 300 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10 or 11 64-bit
    • Processor: Quad-core, 3.0 GHz
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GTX 750 Ti / RX 460 or any integrated GPU from 2018+
    • Storage: 300 MB available space
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