Twelve slapstick prehistoric sports for 1–4 players on one couch. Toss boulders, rub sticks for fire, outrun a sabertooth, play football with a dino egg and hold your breath across the lake. Easy to pick up, impossible to play without laughing.

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Planned Release Date: Oct 30, 2026

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About This Game

The first sports ever invented. Probably.

Grab up to three friends (or the grunting CPU cavemen) and compete across twelve ridiculous Stone Age events. Win medals, bonk rivals and crown the Champion of the Stone Age on the podium.

12 events, 12 different ways to play

  • Boulder Toss: spin like a tornado and let go at just the right moment.
  • Fire Rubbing: rub at the right speed. Too slow and nothing happens; too fast and the stick snaps.
  • Lake Dive: hold your breath to swim faster underwater, but remember to come up for air.
  • Club Duel: a knockout tournament of wind-ups, blocks and bonks.
  • Egg Snatch: steal dino eggs for your nest while Mama Raptor charges through.
  • Sabertooth Dash: run for the cave before you become lunch.
  • Dino Race: ride a racing dino in time with the drum.
  • Egg Ball: 2 v 2 football with a dino egg. Kick it too much and it hatches.
  • Ptero Glide: steer a pterodactyl through the sky rings.
  • Volcano Panic: rocks rain from the sky. Last caveman standing wins.
  • Lava Sumo: shove everyone off a shrinking rock into the lava.
  • Dino Vault: a power and angle shot onto a sleeping brontosaurus's tail.

Party features

  • 1–4 players on one screen; CPU cavemen fill empty spots, with Easy, Normal and Hard difficulty.
  • Full games of 12 events or Quick games of 4 events.
  • Practice any event on its own.
  • Animated how-to cards before every event.
  • Cave records, 12 trophies and a podium ceremony.
  • Controllers for every player, or share one keyboard with rebindable keys.
  • Steam Remote Play Together lets friends join via streaming.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Pre-generated AI artwork, music and sound effects. No live AI generation during gameplay.

System Requirements

Windows
macOS
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10 64-bit
    • Processor: 2 GHz dual core
    • Memory: 4096 MB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL 3.3 compatible GPU (Intel HD 4000 or newer)
    • Storage: 300 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: macOS 11 Big Sur or later
    • Processor: Apple Silicon or Intel
    • Memory: 4096 MB RAM
    • Storage: 300 MB available space
* Starting February 15, 2024, the Steam Client will no longer support 32-bit games or macOS 10.14 or lower.
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