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About This Game

A love story. With cows. And kung fu.

One sunny afternoon you gave her a flower. By evening, her beer-loving father had sold her to a Goat with a spiked mace and a three-wheeled cart. The Goat left one clue: bring enough money to the city, and maybe you will see her again.

Cow's Heart is a martial arts comedy in the spirit of old Hong Kong kung fu films. Work, starve, fight, dance and suffer your way to true love.

Fight like a bull

Punch, kick and roll through fast close-range brawls. Take on protection-money gangs, bearded thugs, and a Goat who does not fight fair.

Kung fu is expensive

A wise old master with very long horns will teach you everything he knows. One paid move at a time. Save money, learn a flying kick, go broke, repeat.

Village life is hard

Harvest crops, deliver goods, chop wood. Jobs change every day: some pay well, some barely buy lunch.

Keep an eye on hunger, stamina and morale. Every food works differently. Beer and lottery tickets lift your spirits. Getting sick costs a fortune.

Buy a bicycle to work faster. It will break. Probably twice.

One scratch-off lottery ticket per day. The odds are printed right on it. You will buy it anyway.

Not every love story ends the way you expect

Multiple endings, including a secret one for players stubborn enough to beat the Goat way too early.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Generative AI tools were used during development. Some 3D models of characters and environments, some pre-rendered cutscenes, the main theme song, marketing videos and the translations were created with the help of AI tools, then edited and assembled by the developer. Gameplay design, code and in-game animations were made by the developer. No content is generated by AI during gameplay.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Cow's Heart is a slapstick comedy with cartoon-style martial arts fights. There is no blood or gore, but some characters use weapons such as a spiked mace. The story uses dark humor about money, family and death, and features a hard-drinking father, a protection-money gang and crude jokes. The game includes an optional scratch-off lottery that uses in-game coins only, no real money.